Alrighty then, I go into cautious driving mode, drive like I seem to intend to pass Strife by, then take a sharp turn to throw Cheeetar off and hit Strife at the same time.
You prepare to suddenly curve into strife,but slow down unexpectantly.
aX(Cheeetar is already off of you,roll for strife is later)
c3+1=4
s2+1=3 (a little to slow bud)
I'll tell my crazyhench dwarf that Strife needs be wrestled onboard (I'll tell Mad Olon it's reverse boarding action or something), hopefully getting his money along with. Cautious driving, as this will obviously need some proper dwarven finesse.
You call the crazy dwarf Mad Olan over to you and tell him to grab strife as you pass by. He complies(need a break from pumping!),he grabs Strife26,ripping his feet off!Then reels Strife26 in. Strife's wounds cause him great pain.A portal appears next to him(too small to go through) and the organizer of the race speaks through it.
"Hope you learned your lesson meat-bag,now just because your here doesn't mean your out of your obligations,so keep accepting bets. Oh and try to update fully more often,you know,information on all betters and their bets?Thankyou.",the view in the portal shifts to the betting office,in the same booth as Strife was in previously.
You continue along at high speed,almost going off course.
aX(again,strife roll(won strife roll!-1 speed(crazy isn't pumping while grabbing!)))
c1+2=3 (glad you went cautious?)
s6
I reverse the pumps, distorting the fabric of space, warping me to the last square!
(auto fail,I'm not letting this end up like penguin's first game!(be happy I'm not making you go in reverse))
You try to do something stupid,but realize that it will probably do more harm than good,you truck along.
aX(You dork!)
c2+2=4
s5 (truckin' along)
Edit: If so, I put on reckless driving, hopefully slapping Boksi over the head as I drive towards strife. (With hit and run in mind).
You fantasize about slapping Boski upside the head while,unrealistically, riding on top of his vehicle.
You snap out of it after sliding a bit,regain traction,and continue on your merry way.
a3 (sorry but no,probably couldn't reach him anyway.You can't get strife because your to far behind,excluded from strife roll)
(cat auto attack=3,nope)
c3 (almost went off course!)
s5+1=6 (zoom!)
I use spare parts (and possibly some essential ones) to create a "faster" button on my car.
I press it.
Repeatedly.
You do some makeshift work on your dashboard,a ragged looking button with the word 'faster' appears.You proceed to pound the everliving daylights out of it,creating a rather loud series of squeeks.Nearby racers hear the distinct 'squeeking' noise.
Congratulations,you just made a squeeky toy,have fun!
You drive along,keeping steady with the competition despite almost driving off the track.
a3 (nice shiney button!,but it, squeeks...)
(boars auto attack?=6,Aqizzar)
(Aqizzar armor?=5)
c2+1=3 (almost off course)
s5+2=6 (zoom)
I grab Strife while passing by and throw him into the furnace.
You prepare to drive by,picking up Strife in the process. But Aqizzar grabs him first! You decide then to grab a random hobo to fuel your machine instead.
You race towards the hobo and attempt to grab him,but end up slapping him at a high speed,making him fall flat to the ground. Unfortunately this throws you off course into a set of trees!
Luckily no damage.
aX(strife roll!)
(grab a random hobo roll=3,you slap a passing hobo so hard he hits the ground)
c1-1=0 (oh my,-2 crash prevention)
(crash?=2-2=0,if that isn't epic failure... -1 damage prevention)
(damage?=5-1=4,well your luck holds out there)
Changed my action, I'm still gonna ram anyone who is in my way and when I get to strife, I'll grab him and use him as a henchman!
You attempt to madly knock off several racers via ramming,but in the process of your little fit you lose traction and go off course.
You come back on course only to discover Strife in the loving possession of Aqizzar.You continue along.
a1 (off course,excluded from strife roll)
(crash?=4)
(boar auto attack?=2)
cX
s6+2=6 (zooom)
I speed up and focus on getting to the second square
You try to propel your vehicle faster than it ever has before,to no avail.
Never-the-less you rocket forward.
a3 (you put the peddle to the metal but it isn't like you haven't already been doing that whenever possible)
(boar auto attack=1,they are licking each other?)
c2+2=4
s6+1=6 (zoom)
More aggresive driving. I also attempt to grab Strife, and haul him onto my car.
You continue driving like a maniac,alas Strife is scooped right up by Aqizzar.
aX(Strife roll)
(Boar auto attack=3)
c4+1=5
s4+1=5
I ram some random person in the same square
You procede to smash into Cheeetar,you notice his wheels are now wobbling a little.
Your little tap however makes you lose traction for a moment,but you get it back under control just in time and continue along.
a5 (whos gonna get it?=Cheeetar)
(Cheeetar armor?=1+1=2,-1 cornering)
c2+1=3 (almost...)
s5+2=6 (zooom)
Aqizzar(500 cash,don't whine you other people!)
Encounter roll=3 (pot hole on the track,1 in 6 chance of hitting,-1 cornering and speed if hit)
S
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Muskoxen250 dbStrife26pot holeStatus:Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron armor
-Iron wheels
-Turbo button on console(+1 speed when pressed)
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:-1 cornering
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:2nd square
Crashed!
0db
Standard driving
Vehicle name: Olonfesh (Gearwing)
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron Wheels
-Iron Armor
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:2nd square
0 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:The Bíll
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Spiked Wooden Wheels
Base stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Damage:no armor!
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Location:2nd square
100 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:!!Lagwagon!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Rigged Wood Wheels
-Wood Armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-Henchdwarves, 1 basic, 1 crazy(named Mad Olan), 1 strife?
Base stats: +1/2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Damage:None
Current Stats: +2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Location:3rd square
Has Strife!
-1 Sabotage
500 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:Fasttrash the engine of driving
-Chassis(current car)
-iron Wheels
-iron Armor
-Boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Location:2nd square
100 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-rigged wood
-iron armor
-boars
-basic henchdwarf(Furnace'd!)
Base stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:3rd square
50 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Iron Madness
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Cats
-Crazy henchdwarf
Base stats: +2 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Damage:-1 cornering
Current stats: +1 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
Carrying 250 db!
-1 sabotage
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Elfcrusher
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:3rd square
100 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:WAIT!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-basic henchdwarf
Base stats: +1 speed, +2 cornering, +1 def all
Damage:-1 speed
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
0 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Boars
-button labled 'faster' on console(squeeks when pressed)
Base stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def all
Damage:-1 def blunt
Current stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def burn/pierce, -1 def blunt
Location:3rd square
100 db
You guys can kill strife past this point,but no more bounty.
I'm fine seeing him get whipped to pump.
Strife your still the betting broker,so KEEP WORKING!
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