Massive Complaint Post inbound!!
Warning, it may be laced with fucking swear words. Please do not read if my bloody explosive habit disturbs you.
So, due to a small joke I have my legs ripped off?
My action (if you want to call it that was) MONEY! Which does not, in any way, shape, style, function, or form imply that my character walked out into a race track, found a convenient spot to stand and chained himself to the ground. Additionally, the changing of my (not a) action was not allowed? What the fucking hell. Rhetorical Question.
So, my character was arbitrarily chained to the ground, yet can not buy any weapons? You'll note that my character has never bought anything before. You also ignored the tertiary action of grabbing the money.
Also, you clearly manipulated the rolls. Zako, whose primary intent was (as far as i see it) to rescue me, fails because he got a one on his ram attempt. Aquizzar (yes, I mean the u) didn't have to roll for the attempt to grab me, as he was the only one left (I think that was the conclusion). What's wrong here? Don't abuse your general-managerness to make a point. It won't make many friends.
Also, because you never gave me my turn, I'm demanding two for this one.
A) Shove crazy henchdwarf into portal (if he doesn't fit, make it work.) If you are going to claim that the portal has vanished, I shoved the crazy out of the car. Preferably in the way of someone other than Zako (who is now considered my friend). Second, I shove Aqizzar out of the car, taking control of it and adding it to my assets. I demand rolls for both actions. If you are going to just claim my last turn vanishes, I shove Aqizzar out, preferably in the way of someone other than Zako.
I'm not sure if I royally pissed off or laughing on the inside. 122% of both I guess.
Also, Strife has no fear of death, but that doesn't mean that one should welcome it with open arms. Until you're down to your last shell.
EDIT: Fix’d my typos.