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Author Topic: The Dwarven Race  (Read 34678 times)

Strife26

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #135 on: November 21, 2008, 12:26:51 am »

F***.

That is all for now.
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Strife26

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #136 on: November 21, 2008, 12:39:55 am »

I buy a pair of lasers with my 2000 DB (I hope no one wins the bets), then mow everyone except Zako who is getting close to me with them.

I also pick up the money.

I was randomly chained to the road, what sort of response can be expected?

PS: No, I do not apologize for the double post.
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Cheeetar

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #137 on: November 21, 2008, 01:58:03 am »

I knew I had at least something wrong.

Ooh you sneaky lil,your not in the 2nd square because you failed your speed roll!
But... but.. I'm on him. Does this mean I fell off him?

Edit: If so, I put on reckless driving, hopefully slapping Boksi over the head as I drive towards strife. (With hit and run in mind).
« Last Edit: November 21, 2008, 02:03:31 am by Cheeetar »
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #138 on: November 21, 2008, 10:34:28 am »

If you ever catch up with him...

And strife.Your chained,you don't expect me to warp down lasers for you right?

Die with honor, and less squirming.
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Akroma

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #139 on: November 21, 2008, 10:49:10 am »

damn...

I speed up and focus on getting to the second square
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #140 on: November 21, 2008, 11:35:45 am »

More aggresive driving. I also attempt to grab Strife, and haul him onto my car. (This is a rescue. And he WILL reward me for it!)
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #141 on: November 21, 2008, 11:52:21 am »

I ram some random person in the same square
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<@Poltifar> i specced myself into a corner, i should just reroll
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #142 on: November 21, 2008, 02:46:42 pm »

Alrighty then, I go into cautious driving mode, drive like I seem to intend to pass Strife by, then take a sharp turn to throw Cheeetar off and hit Strife at the same time.
You prepare to suddenly curve into strife,but slow down unexpectantly.
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I'll tell my crazyhench dwarf that Strife needs be wrestled onboard (I'll tell Mad Olon it's reverse boarding action or something), hopefully getting his money along with.  Cautious driving, as this will obviously need some proper dwarven finesse.
You call the crazy dwarf Mad Olan over to you and tell him to grab strife as you pass by. He complies(need a break from pumping!),he grabs Strife26,ripping his feet off!Then reels Strife26 in. Strife's wounds cause him great pain.A portal appears next to him(too small to go through) and the organizer of the race speaks through it."Hope you learned your lesson meat-bag,now just because your here doesn't mean your out of your obligations,so keep accepting bets. Oh and try to update fully more often,you know,information on all betters and their bets?Thankyou.",the view in the portal shifts to the betting office,in the same booth as Strife was in previously.
 You continue along at high speed,almost going off course.
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I reverse the pumps, distorting the fabric of space, warping me to the last square!
(auto fail,I'm not letting this end up like penguin's first game!(be happy I'm not making you go in reverse))

You try to do something stupid,but realize that it will probably do more harm than good,you truck along.

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Edit: If so, I put on reckless driving, hopefully slapping Boksi over the head as I drive towards strife. (With hit and run in mind).

You fantasize about slapping Boski upside the head while,unrealistically, riding on top of his vehicle.
 You snap out of it after sliding a bit,regain traction,and continue on your merry way.

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I use spare parts (and possibly some essential ones) to create a "faster" button on my car.

I press it.

Repeatedly.
You do some makeshift work on your dashboard,a ragged looking button with the word 'faster' appears.You proceed to pound the everliving daylights out of it,creating a rather loud series of squeeks.Nearby racers hear the distinct 'squeeking' noise.
 Congratulations,you just made a squeeky toy,have fun!
 You drive along,keeping steady with the competition despite almost driving off the track.

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I grab Strife while passing by and throw him into the furnace.
You prepare to drive by,picking up Strife in the process. But Aqizzar grabs him first! You decide then to grab a random hobo to fuel your machine instead.
 You race towards the hobo and attempt to grab him,but end up slapping him at a high speed,making him fall flat to the ground. Unfortunately this throws you off course into a set of trees!
 Luckily no damage.
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Changed my action, I'm still gonna ram anyone who is in my way and when I get to strife, I'll grab him and use him as a henchman!
You attempt to madly knock off several racers via ramming,but in the process of your little fit you lose traction and go off course.
 You come back on course only to discover Strife in the loving possession of Aqizzar.You continue along.
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I speed up and focus on getting to the second square
You try to propel your vehicle faster than it ever has before,to no avail.
 Never-the-less you rocket forward.
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More aggresive driving. I also attempt to grab Strife, and haul him onto my car.
You continue driving like a maniac,alas Strife is scooped right up by Aqizzar.
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I ram some random person in the same square
You procede to smash into Cheeetar,you notice his wheels are now wobbling a little.
 Your little tap however makes you lose traction for a moment,but you get it back under control just in time and continue along.
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The-Who gets their way with strife?-roll!

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Encounter roll=3 (pot hole on the track,1 in 6 chance of hitting,-1 cornering and speed if hit)

S!_ _ _!_

Muskoxen
250 db
Strife26
pot hole

Status:
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Spoiler: Poltifar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Boski (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Aqizzar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Akroma (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kashyyk (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cheeetar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Zako (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: qwertyuiopas (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pandarsenic (click to show/hide)

You guys can kill strife past this point,but no more bounty.

I'm fine seeing him get whipped to pump.

Strife your still the betting broker,so KEEP WORKING!
« Last Edit: November 21, 2008, 05:56:45 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Akroma

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #143 on: November 21, 2008, 02:50:22 pm »

I attempt to attack Boski whilst pushing forward to the third square
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Boksi

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #144 on: November 21, 2008, 02:53:42 pm »

Really? Well, I drive forward! EAT MY DUST! YOUR BOARS SHAN'T CATCH UP WITH ME!
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Aqizzar

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #145 on: November 21, 2008, 03:09:48 pm »

500?  What, were Strife's feet worth the other half of his bounty?

Eh, I can a make a footless dwarf work for me.  I'll tie him in place and set him to pumping, with Cog (the not-crazy henchdwarf) joining in.  I'll go back to driving like a madman while I have Mad Olon hang riggers to help steer around the pot holes and inevitable raiders.

(Woo for cautious driving!  What are the odds I'll roll two 1's in a row, right?)
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Banzayatc

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #146 on: November 21, 2008, 03:21:16 pm »

I concentrate on returning on course.
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #147 on: November 21, 2008, 04:30:40 pm »

500?  What, were Strife's feet worth the other half of his bounty?

Eh, I can a make a footless dwarf work for me.  I'll tie him in place and set him to pumping, with Cog (the not-crazy henchdwarf) joining in.  I'll go back to driving like a madman while I have Mad Olon hang riggers to help steer around the pot holes and inevitable raiders.

(Woo for cautious driving!  What are the odds I'll roll two 1's in a row, right?)

His pain and misery is worth the 500 ☼.

Technically you got 3 1s.

Also,does this mean back to aggressive driving for you?
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Cheeetar

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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #148 on: November 21, 2008, 04:48:09 pm »

I slow down and try to lasso Boksi so I can get a speed bonus from him pulling me.
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Re: The Dwarven Race
« Reply #149 on: November 21, 2008, 05:10:23 pm »

Haha! This is awesome. I want to see a steampunk dwarven racing game, now!  8)

Oh, and I bet 300 on Zako
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