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Author Topic: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things  (Read 4517 times)

Keilden

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The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« on: November 18, 2008, 02:39:26 am »

Post stuff here that is dwarfy.


Menacing spikes.
Cat leather.
Going for a drink while on fire.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 03:17:02 am »

Dwarves.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 07:48:49 am »

Legendary dining rooms.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 09:27:28 am »


 Said spikes being made of cat leather.
 Magma. No exceptions.
 MADNESS!
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 10:20:22 am »

Massive and pointless projects.

Impossible architecture.

Doing it the difficult way because the easy way is boring.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 10:30:29 am »

Turtles.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 10:34:01 am »

shooting elves with bolts made out of elf bones

and doing that same combination with anything else


alcohol dependence in every age group of society
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 12:08:33 pm »

Magma-falls.
Arenas.
Socks.

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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 12:35:08 pm »

Cancelling stockpile jobs.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 12:42:41 pm »

Charging outside to strip the still-warm bodies in the middle of a goblin siege... and then retreating because there's a vicious mountain goat 10 tiles away.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 01:39:27 pm »

Tossing kittens and puppies down a 20 z-level pit lined with spikes and equipped with a serrated disk trap at the bottom.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 02:02:26 pm »

Deciding that the moment a much-needed caravan arrives is the absolute best time for the broker to take a season-long break.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 03:05:02 pm »

Losing.
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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 03:48:11 pm »

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Re: The Big Book Of Dwarfy Things
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 04:13:22 pm »

Overly-complex, 20-z-level-tall towers where nobles are tricked into dropping themselves off the top and into a pit filled with kitten bodies, which is then filled with magma as your dwarves rush to collect his socks.
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