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[EverybodylovesTJ]

Eating 4 year old deer meat from a wooden barrel knowing that it isn't bad.

[Hectonkhyres]

Brutally murdering everything around you because nobody could give you any shell.
Restructuring the nature of reality itself so you can build a citadel out of the blood of your enemies.
Refusing to interrupt your beauty sleep even as billions of goblins pour through the city gates.
A phobia of unicorns.
Chaining kittens in the middle of a veritable ocean of spinning blades.
Having sex with your significant other. By mail.
Filling your boss's office with magma while he is still inside.

[John Johnston]

• Large Gems.
• Plump Helmets and Sweet Pods.
• Tantrums.

[Untelligent]

The Goddamn Batmen.

[FluffyToast J]

Pulling the Lever.

[dizzyelk]

Going hunting with a single bolt, 'cause, hell, I can just batter it to death with my crossbow.
Shooting that single bolt at an elephant.

[brainfire]

Holding ten shields in one hand and actually being more effective than holding just one.
Gouging out eyeballs.
Engraving an engraving of yourself engraving an engraving.
Going to go rest in the crowded barracks because your feet caught on fire from digging a down stairway into magma.

[flabort]

minced wine
baked wine

[sonerohi]

Eating burning food because, hot damn, that chef just made the most delicious !!kitten roast!!.

Smoothing a wall made of ice, in subzero temperatures underground, because the wall needs to look nice.

[AltF8]

"Striking" alunite.

[Clockworktortoise]

Looting the body of a recently deceased friend for their socks.

Bonus if the socks are on fire.

[E-mouse]

Walling off lava with large planks of wood.
Pumping magma up through a wooden pump with no ill effect.
Waterwheel-based perpetual motion machines.
Demands for items that have never been heard of or cannot be made.
Boatmurdered.
Killing peoples' cats because they make the place... crowded.
Carrying your newborn baby into battle.
Armor-piercing crossbow bolts.

[Rilder]

Getting a hand chopped off and continuing the fight, like a Gaesatae.
Soap makers turning into mighty warriors.
Turning simple tasks into problems that have to be solved by the proper use of Magma, pumps, and noble sacrifices.

[Keilden]

Beating people to death with their own limbs.

[EvilCheerio]

not soap.

hey, dwarves consider soap to be the sturdiest and most  usefull of building materials, i mean, even dwarves in their right mind (true dwaves are never in their right mind) would never imagine using soap for anything other than building stuff, there are no other uses. So soap is very very dwarvy
soap making
potash making
glass makers (on sandless maps)
moving to a settlement of 7 dwaves when your only skills are those above
names no one would ever find appropriate