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[Neonivek]

What the heck is Boatmurdered?

[JoshuaFH]

What the heck is Boatmurdered?

its alright if you don't know, buts its a VERY recommended read. you can read it here.

[Tormy]

What the heck is Boatmurdered?

Whoa! I thought that everyone knows about that site. It's legendary. 

[Skooma]

What the heck is Boatmurdered?

Whoa! I thought that everyone knows about that site. It's legendary. 

*Boatmurdered*

[Javis]

Building a scaffolding at the corners of your above ground constructions so that your dwarfs can finish reach the corners to finish the constructions.

[Nilik]

Going to bed whilst on fire.

Meals consisting entirely of meat / plump helmet.

Throwing your sparring partner into the well.

Wearing the same clothes for years.

Having your clothes rot off at the end of said years.

Sparring on someone's bed while they're sleeping.

Having a sparring match occur on your bed without waking up.

Engravings of a dwarf carving an engraving of a dwarf carving an engraving of a dwarf carving an engraving of a dwarf...

[AltF8]

Carrying your newborn into a goblin ambush to fight.
Having said child killed during that fight.
Not caring, because you ate in a legendary dining room lately.

(true story)

[Keilden]

NOOOO MY BEST FRIEND GOT KILLED BY A DRAGON!!!!! OOO shiny door.

[Yuu_Inohara]

turning goblin towers into water towers after accidently flooding the region. Bonus points if the region is flooded with magma.

Beating goblins to death with their own shoes.

running magma under the rooms of nobles and rigging said rooms up to drop the nobles into the magma. (*makes note to screenshot that next time he does it*)

[Mikko]

Getting beated up by a sock in a barfight.