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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66458 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #525 on: November 02, 2009, 11:08:56 pm »

with a booming voice, "... Anyone have any mayonaise?"

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #526 on: November 26, 2009, 12:28:19 am »

Cthulu wanders by and says to himself, "Those dwarf giblets would go great with that +Horse meat sandwich+ that dwarf is holding!"

Everyone still alive immediately swarms around Cthulu and eats him.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #527 on: November 26, 2009, 12:58:45 am »

While busy devouring cthulu, the ham sandwich of life and death is pushed away by water pressure due to a dwarf going insane (and berserk since he looked upon cthulu) and knocking out a nearby flood gate. It is washed away, and into...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #528 on: November 26, 2009, 01:06:33 am »

a gobbo's cage. the gobbo which cant remember when it ate last picked up the sandwhich to take a bite when...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #529 on: November 26, 2009, 01:51:41 am »

A meteor hits the cage, sending the sandwich flying into
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #530 on: November 26, 2009, 11:35:40 am »

An Armor Stand, which happens to be occupied by a living set of armour!
It picks up the sandwich, then sticks it in the empty neckhole when...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #531 on: November 26, 2009, 02:28:48 pm »

The earlier mentioned flood comes and rusts the armor with lightning speed. Snoopicus quickly picks up the sandwich and proceeds to take a bite...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #532 on: November 26, 2009, 02:33:41 pm »

Of his hand! He missed the sandwich completely and bit his hand!
He yelps in pain, and drops the sandwich

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #533 on: November 26, 2009, 03:22:44 pm »

And the flood contains that whale!
The sandwich is
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #534 on: November 26, 2009, 04:15:09 pm »

In the process of trying to escape from the ants from the anthill it landed in!

They climb on it and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #535 on: November 26, 2009, 04:23:01 pm »

The ants have dessicated in the midday heat!
Snoopicus, nursing his hand, picks up his sandwich...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #536 on: November 26, 2009, 06:50:59 pm »

and puts it in his pocket. seeing the whale he runs out of the tunnel and into...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #537 on: November 26, 2009, 11:44:21 pm »

Cthulu, whos been nibbled down to bones, becoming the even more fearsome SKELETAL CTHULU.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #538 on: November 26, 2009, 11:54:03 pm »

The Skeletal Cthulu picks up Snoopicus and...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #539 on: November 27, 2009, 12:03:30 am »

Throws him rather far! But he forgets to let go, and his arm comes off with Snoopicus!
As he is flying through the air, Snoopicus goes to remove the hand from his waist when...
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