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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66454 times)

Taco Dan

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #555 on: January 10, 2010, 12:04:32 am »

Snoopicus doesn't quite care for this and walks out of the whale to finally take a bite out of his sandwich when...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #556 on: January 10, 2010, 12:48:52 am »

Whale? What whale?

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #557 on: January 10, 2010, 04:12:12 pm »

A living marionette comes flying out at snoopicus, grabbing the sandwich! Then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #558 on: January 11, 2010, 02:22:58 am »

...crashes into a fleshy wall! Oh! That must hurt! Or, would. It's hard to tell with puppets. Anyway, the sandwich is flung through the air....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #559 on: January 11, 2010, 06:24:30 pm »

And onto one of the great species of platebirds. The platebird, suprised by the sudden weight on its back...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #560 on: January 11, 2010, 06:27:11 pm »

Decides that the heavy weight on the back must be the weight of *cat biscut*! Then...
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Just out of curiosity, what DOES Dwarf Fortress smell like?
Death, Booze, and Insanity.
Ladders are absolutely essential for one reason and one reason only:

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #561 on: January 12, 2010, 12:19:23 pm »

Snoopicus scrapes some vomit off himself and throws it.

The vomit strikes the platebird in the wing.
It explodes in a cloud of gore!

The platebird turns sideways, dropping the sandwich into a thicket out of sight just before slamming headfirst into a passing dragon. Snoopicus...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #562 on: January 13, 2010, 07:41:38 am »

...shrugs and picks up his sandwich, then runs off and falls into a hole.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #563 on: January 13, 2010, 04:08:23 pm »

Down and down and down he falls, landing flat on his face. Fortunately, his fall is cushioned by a giant mushroom!
Looking up, he sees a Rabbitman...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #564 on: January 13, 2010, 05:28:33 pm »

The spinning +Cat Tallow Biscuit+ hits the Rabbitman in the head!
It collapses into the body, an unrecognizable mass!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #565 on: January 13, 2010, 11:15:59 pm »

The spinning +Cat Tallow Biscuit+ hits the Rabbitman in the head!
It collapses into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
It's not really a cat biscut.
You just died.
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Just out of curiosity, what DOES Dwarf Fortress smell like?
Death, Booze, and Insanity.
Ladders are absolutely essential for one reason and one reason only:

Welcome, friends to Slaves to Armok III: Snakes and Ladders.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #566 on: January 13, 2010, 11:18:13 pm »

Snoopicus, enjoying the lull in the action caused by the narrator's untimely death, opens his mouth to finally enjoy a bite of his delicious sandwich, only to be disturbed by the sight of...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #567 on: January 13, 2010, 11:35:23 pm »

 Another Sandwich of Life and Death. This one is made of rye bread with chicken and spicy mustard on the inside. You get the feeling of an intense rivalry between your own sandwhich and this other one.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #568 on: January 14, 2010, 02:50:47 pm »

A strong gust of wind blows the HSoLoD next to the RCMSoLoD. Combatants face each other....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #569 on: January 14, 2010, 02:51:43 pm »

the sandwich slips out of snoopicus's hand, as it falls it hit's the other sandwich, causing....
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