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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66455 times)

Taco Dan

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #540 on: November 27, 2009, 02:42:34 am »
He succeeds! Somehow using the arm in combination with a passing butterfly and his shirt, he manages to stop himself before crashing into a wall, rendering his shirt useless, however...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #541 on: November 28, 2009, 01:24:28 am »
The butterfly subtly changes reality, creating not just a hurricane halfway around the world, but also destroying Skeletal Cthulu and throwing the arm high into the air!

Snoopicus, seeing the arm slowly descend towards his beloved HSoLoF, starts to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #542 on: November 28, 2009, 01:30:32 am »
Perform Martial Arts!
He does a flying hi-kick towards the arm!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #543 on: November 28, 2009, 01:45:22 am »
Unfortunately, he misses the skeletal arm and lands flat on his face, while the sandwich sighs and vaporizes the it.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #544 on: November 29, 2009, 01:05:33 am »
meanwhile a black bear spots the sandwhich and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #545 on: November 29, 2009, 01:58:47 am »
Eats it whole, Snoopicus dives into it's stomach to get his precious sandwich when...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #546 on: November 29, 2009, 02:31:11 am »
suddenly carp milions of them. the carp...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #547 on: November 29, 2009, 03:46:05 am »
Catch fire, but they die in the fire, the whale devours...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #548 on: November 29, 2009, 03:57:33 am »
The bear that has Snoopicus and the HSoLoD in its stomach!

Fortunately, the...
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 21, 2011, 01:33:32 pm
I managed to make a dog that bled bees.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #549 on: November 29, 2009, 11:24:14 am »
Bear already had a fair meal that day, and Snoopicus diving in was just too much!
The bear has vomited!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #550 on: January 09, 2010, 07:42:20 am »
"Eeeeew!"
Snoopicus gets up and complains about being covered in vomit, then remarks about being inside a whale.
He spots the sandwich and picks it up when...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #551 on: January 09, 2010, 11:17:43 am »
An earthquake knocks him flying to the west!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #552 on: January 09, 2010, 11:51:01 am »
He lands safely, and is about to take a bite when two armies of sandwich worshippers appear to the west and east respectivley
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #553 on: January 09, 2010, 12:56:41 pm »
"Who would have thought that not one but TWO tribes of sandwich-worshipping tribes lived in this whale?"
Snopicus decides he's had enough of all this, and starts to walk north... but he forgot the Sandwich!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #554 on: January 09, 2010, 08:55:58 pm »
The two armies see him run off, and charge at each other full-tilt! an epic battle ensues.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
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