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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66460 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #510 on: August 31, 2009, 10:47:05 am »

And emerges out one second into the future! Cthulhu can be seen in the distance being sucked down into HFS.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #511 on: September 01, 2009, 01:10:56 pm »

suddenly, snoopicus, and a consipciously shaped object containing ham and cheese are teleported to an ordinary fortress!, snoopicus is one of the founding 7, sane, members!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #512 on: September 01, 2009, 01:41:33 pm »

This being a normal fortress everyone dies shortly.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #513 on: September 01, 2009, 02:39:16 pm »

Except for Snoopicus!

Some migrants have arrived!

A huge wave of migrants come stampeding over the hill!
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
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Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #514 on: September 01, 2009, 02:40:44 pm »

Snoopicus locks the door and pulls the doomsday lever!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #515 on: September 01, 2009, 03:16:26 pm »

OH NO. THE SANDWICH IS LOCKED OUTSIDE.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #516 on: September 01, 2009, 04:09:51 pm »

Snoopicus blocks the lava flow with his "Buns of Obsidian" (a training course just invented by him. Results seen in seconds!) with little to no bodily harm!

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #517 on: September 26, 2009, 12:41:43 am »

When the lava suddenly decides to kidnap the thread for 24 days!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #518 on: September 26, 2009, 12:51:04 am »

And then return out of the hat of a frog! Along with.....elves.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #519 on: September 26, 2009, 12:52:39 am »

These elves do not turn out to be the tall, hippie elves we all have come to know and love, but rather the kind that makes gifts!

An elf makes a +rope reed puzzle box+ for Snoopicus when the Civ's Demon leader shows up!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #520 on: September 26, 2009, 03:56:19 am »

Which is somewhat coincidental, as coming over the opposite hill at that exact same moment is the Demon leader's mother, who does not look amused in the least.
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Arch-Bishop Cirius started at the ringing of the bell, which signalled the arrival of a pilgrim with a problem to throw at him. It was always a problem. Nobody ever came to say the hymns with him... Or say happy birthday.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #521 on: September 26, 2009, 10:44:51 am »

The two start squabbling. The noise is deafening!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #522 on: September 26, 2009, 11:00:46 am »

Snoopicus shouts at the two to get a room.
They happen to find a fort with an open door, so they go in there and start arguing.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #523 on: November 02, 2009, 10:07:36 pm »

The dwarves build a new temple next to the fortress the demons are arguing in, but due to weird bugs they quickly tear it down and rebuild it several times. As the hundreds of priests of different denominations around Snoopicus start throwing gospel tracts at each other in an attempt to convert the other priests to their own particular denomination, the ham sandwich golem and skeletal whale from way earlier in this thread show up, combined into a terrifying megabeast that is the object of worship of all the religions being brandished.

Snoopicus takes an opportunity to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #524 on: November 02, 2009, 10:45:01 pm »

Sprint to the top of the tower, hold the sandwich up above his head, and spake down upon the crowd...
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