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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66462 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #495 on: August 28, 2009, 10:27:49 pm »

Dwarf cancels name: just noticed it's an olmman
Snoopicus runs out of the temple at top speed when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #496 on: August 29, 2009, 03:15:29 pm »

He crashes into an almost identical temple sitting right next to the first one!
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #497 on: August 29, 2009, 10:23:33 pm »

Realising he just smacked into the temple he just came out of, he tries running again!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #498 on: August 29, 2009, 10:33:43 pm »

Only to end up at the top of a nearby dark fortress! Looking behind him he sees..

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #499 on: August 29, 2009, 10:43:46 pm »

a giant leopard lion tiger!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #500 on: August 29, 2009, 10:48:15 pm »

Suprised, Snoopicus yells "Holy Armok! A giant leapord lion tiger!", and using his quick wits, operates the ballista he found nearby.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #501 on: August 29, 2009, 10:58:31 pm »

Which was pointed in the entirely wrong direction. Namely, away from the giant leopard lion tiger.

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #502 on: August 29, 2009, 11:35:40 pm »

And directly at Trusi McCluelessgoblin!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #503 on: August 30, 2009, 01:57:45 am »

The giant leopard lion tiger exclaims "that goblin would go great with that dwarf tallow roast!" the giant leopard lion tiger goes to claim the dead goblin and the dwarf tallow roast it was holding.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #504 on: August 30, 2009, 01:20:01 pm »

The giant leopard lion tiger has died after colliding with an obstacle!
Snoopicus stares at the meteor that just killed the giant leopard lion tiger when...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #505 on: August 30, 2009, 02:52:54 pm »

Cthulhu suddenly pops out of the meteor before being sucked into a dimensional rift!

Snoopicus has gone stark raving mad!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #506 on: August 30, 2009, 03:27:01 pm »

Snoopicus, being stark raving mad, does not feel the need to eat, or wear clothes for that matter, and strips down, dropping the sandwich.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #507 on: August 30, 2009, 03:34:39 pm »

He begins to wave his genitals at everything, when...

Rashilul

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #508 on: August 30, 2009, 04:23:32 pm »

A chipmunk climbs up his leg and.....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #509 on: August 30, 2009, 05:40:45 pm »

Snoopicus flings the chipmunk just in time towards the rift, but forgets to let go, and emerges in...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.
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