The sun has been returned and unexploded, then suddenly a second sun appears.A giant hostile to everything demon has been summoned at the evil sorceress fortress.November 1, 8:30 PMIt is dark.Its raining.The surface of every continent except North America is sand.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them, all of them in North and south America, Europe, Africa, and the Middle East are dead.Most of the plants on Earth are dead.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.WyrdByrd didn't post so he's became a NPC.Make the Death star's thermal exhaut port smaller.
(4) You have your cats make the exhaust port smaller, now there are three the size of footballs in different places on the surface of the Death Star, and the ports are no longer straight shots to the core so you no longer have to worry about someone shooting into them.
((Because the sun exploded, will the other planets orbit Jupiter now? Or am I overthinking?))
Turn as much of the fortress as I can into mimics, have all of the mimics attack the giant demon
Cast spells on the mimics that give them more defense against physical and magical damage
Summon 3 swords, one for each human with me, and give one sword to each human
Turn my hands and feet into four hooked talons and fly towards the giant demon and tear apart one of its eyes and fly into the socket. Look for its brain and start tearing it apart
The demon is very large. We are small enough to be parasites to it
((Sense people are immediately swooping in to fix the lack of sun I'm not going to bother figuring out what will happen.))
(Turning the fortress into mimics = 5) Using your powers you turn a large portion of the fortresses wall into mimics.
(All mimics attacking the giant demon = 3) Then you order all of the mimics to attack the giant, but it manages to knock most of them off of its self, but not before they manage to do some damage to it.
(Summoning three swords and giving them to the humans = 5) You then summon three swords and give them to your human followers, who then go out to fight the horde.
(Turning your hands and feet into hooked talons = 5) You then turn your hands and feet into four hooked talons.
(Flying towards the giant demon = 4) Then you take to the air and fly towards the giant demon, and approach it's face.
(Tearing apart one of its eyes = 3) Where you start to tear into its eye but you don't get further than damaging its eyelid before swatting you away, you manage to escape before he could crush you.
(Sand golems fighting = 6) They manage to kill several of the creatures, but they lose one of their own in the fighting.
(Friendly demons fighting = 2+1 For being demons) They get stuck in the back of the fighting and only kill a few of the creatures.
(Human followers fighting = 6) They manage to kill several of the mutant animals before one of them gets injured and they have to retreat.
You then get hit with a minor harm spell.
Explore space searching for an habitable planet.
(3) After looking around with a telescope for a bit you find a habitable planet but it seems to be really far away.
Honestly.
Restore the Sun. And stabilize the planetary orbits too.
Have the Dinos continue planting. Have the other dinos bring in the shield generators to cover North America.
(Restoring sun and stabilizing planets orbits = 6) You use your powers to recreate the sun and stabilize the orbits of all the planets, but when you finish you see that someone else has already replaced the sun so now there are two of them.
(Dinos planting = 6) They continue to plant, and eventually they run out of seeds and they only manage to cover half the continent.
(Bringing over the shield generators = 4) Then they bring over the shield generators without damaging them.
(Setting them up = 5) And they get them setup quickly and now the entire continent is protected.
As god of the sun, restore the sun.
(2+2 For sun god powers) Using your sun god powers you unexplode the sun and restore it to its original condition.
Then suddenly a second sun appears.
RACK SHOTGUN MENACINGLY
"AWRIGHT NERDS, YOU MESSED UP BIG TIME NOW. HAND OVER ALL YOUR HELL-WEED AND MAYBE WE WON'T STOMP YOUR BUTT-UGLY, UH, BUTTS. OR LIKE, SHOOT THEM. WE'LL PROBABLY SHOOT AND STOMP YOUR BUTTS, IN THAT ORDER - IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY, I MEAN. YEAH!"
SAY ABOVE THREATS TO ATTACKERS, DEMAND ANY HELL-WEED THEY CARRYING
IF THEY STILL ATTACK, COMMENCE TO SHOOTING. SWITCH TO SWORD IF OUTTA SHELLS OR SOMETHING
(Racking shotgun menacingly = 4) You menacingly pump your shotgun, and this startles the creatures for some reason they hesitate for a second.
(Saying the threats = 6) You then start treating the creatures but they don't seem to care and start approaching you again.
(Demanding any hell-weed they have = 6) You can see one of them has a bag of what might be Hell-weed, but you can't tell for sure as they are starting to run towards you.
(Shooting them if they attack = 6) You begin blasting them killing several in the process, but one of them manages to land a hit on you harming you slightly.
(Do you run out of shells = 5) You see that you still have plenty of shells.
(Your buddy fighting = 5) Your buddy manages to kill several as well finishing off the attackers, but the sound of fighting might have attracted more of them.
Paint the Death Star.
(3+1 For art skills) You spend a few minutes thinking about the Death Star before you finally decide to paint it, and it turns out beautifully.
Then suddenly two suns appear, guess you didn't need to make something to remember it by after all.
Kill the rest of the passengers and size the remaining spaceships.
HAU: Keep building bunkers until there are enough for everyone to get in them.
FSA: Bring the rest of the people in Australia into the Funkist cause.
(Killing the passengers = 5) You go into the last two ships and kill everyone inside of them.
(Sizing the spaceships = 6) You then claim the ships for yourself, but suddenly you find them surrounded by whats left of Kakaluncha's army.
(HAU building more bunkers = 4) They build loads more bunkers.
(Are there enough spaces for everyone = 5) Enough to house everyone of your citizens in Africa.
(FSA bringing the rest of the people into the Funkist cause = 6) They quickly take over the rest of Australia and convert everyone there to your cause, then suddenly a massive group of starving mutant animals show up and start attacking.
Call the network and demand that they uncancel my favorite show.
(5) You call the network heads and demand that they uncancel your show, and they said they'll do anything for a war hero like yourself.
NPC STUFFTry to improve the fief's defenses.
(6) You and your people put spikes along the top of your walls, but the walls are damaged in the process.
Everyone Keep fighting.
(Everyone fighting = 4) They kill a bunch of the mutant animals.
(Everyone fighting = 4) They kill several demon.
(Everyone fighting = 3) They only kill a few mutant animals.
(You fighting = 6) You get punched by the giant demon.
Demons and mutants keep fighting, while I cast some harmful spells on the magic user.
(Mutant animals defending = 2) They don't kill anyone they just die.
(Demons defending = 6) They kill several of the kung fu freaks.
(You casting spells on the magic user = 2+1 For magic) You manage to cast a minor harm spell on the enemy magic user, but nothing more.
Attack the biggest group.
(4) You kill dozens of the monks with a kick.
Go to the afterlife and rule over it.
(4) You leave for the afterlife and take charge, and leave the puppers as your advisers along with the other ghosts.
Everyone keep evacuating.
(Army 1 evacing civilians = 6) They manage to evac some people but others die.
(Army 2 evacing civilians = 1) They lose some guys and save no one.
(Teams aiding in the evacuation = 1) They also lose some guys and save no one.
(Civilians evacuating to safer areas = 2) They stay where they are.
(People loading into the spaceships = 2) They keep away from the spaceships.
Start heading in the direction to find whoever stopped the FUNK!
(6) You start to walk towads who ever stopped the FUNK, but you get interrupted by a bunch of mutant animals.
Lets all sing songs and pretend the sun didn't explode.
(6) Everyone starts panicking, oh god why did the sun explode!
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 4.34%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 38.12%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of France destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 36.50%Yoink
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE/ flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
France: everything's destroyed
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: 58,654 followers, most parts are damaged
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,413,355 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons
Health: MORE DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and sword one injured, 10 sand golems, 8 hypnotized demons, a whole bunch of weapon and armour mimics, bits of wall mimics
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,543 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,565,245 Funkists
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, less money, split a studio with a fat dog, a beautiful painting of CABL’s fight with Angelo/Diablo, painting of Satan's office, masterpiece magical painting of the FUNKY Earth, beautiful painting of the damaged Earth, painting of your cockroach-infested refrigerator, a beautiful painting of the sun, paining of the Death Star
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, restaurant coupon
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,843,543 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 80 demons, 342 mutated animals, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
TricMagic / Magical / more power
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos, some sugar cannons, a few candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants
North America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, half covered in plants, partly destroyed, shield generators, protected by shields
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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