The former character of Kakaluncha has been killed and beheaded by CABL, this is our second player death.The FUNKSTROM has been removed!THEN SUDDENLY THE SUN EXPLODES!A giant hostile to everything demon has been summoned at the evil sorceress fortress.November 1, 8:00 PMThe sun set, then it exploded.Its cloudy.The surface of every continent except North America is sand.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them, all of them in North and south America, Europe, Africa, and the Middle East are dead.All the plants on Earth are dead.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Kakaluncha didn't post so he's become a NPC.WyrdByrd didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if they do not post by next turn they will become a NPC.Walk around the space city to see if there is any short or long term problems in need of solving (Beyond the whole to becoming self-sustaining about food and water)
(5) After walking around for a bit you find that the long term problems you know about are the only ones that the space city has.
During your walk you see the sun explode, it doesn't seem to have much affect on the space city.
Turn the non hypnotized demons’ weapons and armor into mimics that will eat the demons
After casting that spell, cast another spell that starts melting the fortress, whatever material it’s made of, if it can melt, it will melt, or burn if it can’t melt
(Turning the hostile demons weapons and armour into mimics = 4) You quickly use your magic on the hostile demons and turn their armour and weapons into mimics.
(Weapon and armour mimics eating the demons = 5) And they quickly eat the demons that once wielded them, and luckily for you the mimics are friendly to you and your group.
(Using magic to melt the fortress = 3) You try to melt the fortress but you only manage to melt it slightly.
(Sand golums fighting = 5) They kill loads of demons.
(Hypnotized demons fighting = 5) They destroy a bunch of the mutant animals.
Then suddenly a giant demons appears and it seems to be hostile to everyone.
Then suddenly something more important happens, the sun explodes and it causes you no harm.
Meditate to gain power.
Have the dinos bring in cuttings and seeds from our world to plant around america.(grass, trees, vines, flowers, all sorts.)
(Meditating for power = 5) You meditate for a bit and finally you feel that you have become stronger.
(Dino's bringing seeds back from your world = 5) They carry dozens of different species of plants out of the portal.
(Going around America to plant the seeds = 3) They only manage to plant around your base.
Then the sun explodes, which somehow doesn't affect you.
Slice the God-Emperor's head off and keep it as a trophy.
Turn my attention to the spaceships; kill the civilians/passengers and seize the spaceships for themselves.
HAU: Stop praying to the FUNKSTORM and try to make more bunkers again.
FSA: Rename ourselves to Funkist State of Australia.
(Cutting off the God Emperor's head = 4) You walk up to the dying emperor that's slowly crawling away, and you pull out your machete and chop his head off, then you hold it up for all to see and they flee in panic.
(Killing all the passengers and seizing the spaceships = 3) You only manage to kill all the passengers and seize one of the ships.
(HAU not praying to the FUNKSTORM and instead building bunkers = 5) They stop praying and build a whole bunch of bunkers.
(FSA renaming itself to Funkist State of Australia = 4) They change the name of their group.
And the sun explodes do no damage to your nations, and the FUNKSTORM goes away.
Start using my anti-funk to get rid of the funk.
(3+1 For powers) Using the last of your anti-FUNK you remove the FUNKSTORM, and with its removal you seemed to have removed almost all FUNK in the world.
And according to your senses the sun has exploded.
Use the Death Start Star to blow up the sun
(4) You have the Death Star charge the planet destroying beam and when its fully charged you fire it at the sun which causes it to explode but somehow doesn't kill anyone or destroy any planets.
Paint the Sun, for some reason I really want to commit the Sun to memory.
(4) You quickly paint a beautiful painting of the sun, and right as you finish it the sun explodes, I guess making something to remember it by was a good idea.
What a good meal! Now retire to my room and catch up on my shows and spacenews.
(Catching up on your shows = 6) You go back to your room to sit and watch the newest episode of your favorite space drama, and after the credits roll you see an announcement that it has been canceled.
(Catching up on the spacenews = 6) Then you turn it to the news to find that nothing really major has happened while you were gone, but you also find that a massive storm is heading towards the hotel your in, also the planet you just tuned to sand had its sun explode.
"SWEET!"
SEAL OUR NEW BOND OF PIE-IN-THE-SKY BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP WITH FRIENDLY FISTBUMP
"...NOW I GUESS WE JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GET SOME MORE OF THAT HELL-WEED. AND WHERE WE ARE, YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST STEP I GUESS. GETTING BACK TO EARTH IS HONESTLY PROBABLY THE EASY PART, THE DIMENSIONAL FABRIC AROUND HERE HAS MORE HOLES THAN THE PLOT OF... WAIT, DO YOU GET UWE BOLL MOVIES OUT HERE IN THE DEMON BLOODSPORTS DIMENSION?"
GET BACK TO TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHERE WE ARE, ESPECIALLY IN RELATION TO WHERE WE WERE BEFORE. THERE ANY DEMON SETTLEMENTS NEARBY? STAY VIGILANT FOR ATTACKS AS ALWAYS
(Fistbumping = 5) You and your friend quickly fistbump to seal the new business partnership.
(Do they get Uwe Boll moves = 5) He tells you that yes they do get them, and he thinks they're bad.
(Figuring out where you are = 5) After searching around a bit longer you find a map of the city and according to it you are in the middle of it, and apparently the city's name is Bob.
(Where is that in relation to where you were = 2) It turns out no one has heard of this place before.
(Are the any settlements nearby = 2) If there are you haven't seen them.
(Looking for hostiles = 1) Right as your about to look for hostile entities you and your friend get jumped by a group of hostile mutants.
Find out who blocked the FUNK!
(3) You use your powers and only get a vague direction of where they are.
Then the sun exploded.
NPC STUFFSee about replanting the fiefs crops.
(4) You and our people quickly replant the crops.
Everyone Keep fighting.
(Everyone fighting = 3) They only manage to kill a few of the mutants.
(Everyone fighting = 3) They only kill a few demons.
(Everyone fighting = 6) They kill a bunch of the mutants, but they lose a few guys as well.
(You fighting = 6) You kill a bunch of demons, and get injured in the process.
Demons and mutants keep fighting, while I try to summon a big demon to fight for me.
(Mutant animals defending = 1) A whole bunch of them get killed instead.
(Demons defending = 6) They manage to kill a bunch of the attackers, but a bunch of them die as well.
(You summoning a big demon = 6) You summon a giant demon to fight for you, but it turns out he doesn't want to do that so he's hostile to everything.
You also detect a enemy spell caster in the fighting.
Try to crawl a way from the madman as fast as possible, and everyone else do as they were.
(Crawling away from the madman = 2) Try as you might you can't crawl fast enough and he copes off your head.
(Army 1 evacing civilians = 3) They only help a few guys out.
(Army 2 evacing civilians = 1) They lose several of their guys.
(Teams aiding in the evacuation = 5) They evac tones of people.
(Civilians evacuating to safer areas = 4) They get a bunch out.
(People loading into the spaceships = 3) The only get a few loaded on as the madman attacks and kills everyone on one of the ships.
(What does the FUNKSTORM do = 3) The FUNKSTORM Weakens.
Then the storm goes away.
Oh hey the ground went back to normal, lets go back to smoking pot and singing songs.
(5) And everything goes back to normal for them.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.34%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 10.65%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of France destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 36.50%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace with 54,798 people 1567
France: everything's destroyed
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: 108,175 followers, most parts are damaged
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,378,677 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood, several sand golems, 8 hypnotized demons, a whole bunch of weapon and armour mimics
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,543 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, a whole of bunkers, a spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,239,131 Funkists
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, less money, split a studio with a fat dog, a beautiful painting of CABL’s fight with Angelo/Diablo, painting of Satan's office, masterpiece magical painting of the FUNKY Earth, beautiful painting of the damaged Earth, painting of your cockroach-infested refrigerator, a beautiful painting of the sun
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, restaurant coupon
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,965,321 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 87 demons, 432 mutated animals, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
TricMagic / Magical / more power
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos, some sugar cannons, a few candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants
Base camp, set up for desert conditions, portal, platform to portal, has plants
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
The sun exploded.
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