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[Devastator]

"I'm stuck inside a wall or something.  Moved too far.  Don't seem to need to breathe or anything, this place is weird."

"It's basically the same as if I put on the suit they handed out, except I can still do stuff."

[Radio Controlled]

"I'm stuck inside a wall or something.  Moved too far.  Don't seem to need to breathe or anything, this place is weird."

"It's basically the same as if I put on the suit they handed out, except I can still do stuff."

"Euh, ok? That all frankly raises more questions than it answers, but good enough for me.

I'll try to inform you once we are ready to leave this dimension if you haven't found us by then, but be aware that if you get into trouble we might not get to you on time, so stay safe out there.

Oh, and if you happen to find any information on Friendo's whereabouts or how to defeat him while on your little vision quest, please do share with the class so we can get this over with."

[Devastator]

"All I know is that whatever I'm stuck in isn't part of Mr. Friendly, or I'd be mind controlled."

"I'll get to work.  Just be careful not to shoot me, I think this might get pretty weird and I have no idea if the radio will survive.  The password is Bork."

I can't move or see a way out.  But I might be able to change an aspect of myself to free myself.

Imagine a feeling of warmth within my body, deep within.  Feel it.  Spread the feeling through my body, reaching the outside, warming everything to the outside of my skin and the tips of my hair.
Then, adapt to it.  It's still warm, but not uncomfortably warm.  I'm used to it, it's part of me, and nothing to be worried about, I'm not feeling hot, I just am hot, that's who I am.
Repeat the process, aiming to increase my body temperature until the flesh around me begins to shrivel or burn.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Young woman with a striking appearance and large.. assets.  Long black hair.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d6 Stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Fine

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[Radio Controlled]

"All I know is that whatever I'm stuck in isn't part of Mr. Friendly, or I'd be mind controlled."

"I'll get to work.  Just be careful not to shoot me, I think this might get pretty weird and I have no idea if the radio will survive.  The password is Bork."

"Hah, alrighty then chef, bork it is. If you somehow can't manage speech anymore, do the batutsi or something, that'll get the point across."

[King Zultan]

"For that rocket launcher, remember I can convert ammo for you. If you need more rockets and have some spare ammo, as long as the value in omni is equal or greater I can take care of it."

"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind, not sure if I'll be able to make use of this service anytime soon as I think one rocket is worth more than all my ammo."

[Pancaek]

"Ed, do you want your drones back? You can use them better than I can. Though if you don't mind, I'd maybe hang onto one just in case it's useful. I'll give it back after the mission.

Oh, and would you mind seeing if you can get into radio contact with Summer? I have no clue where she went, and if this dimension is eating people we need to know, she might be in trouble."

"Yeah, you keep the third one. That sounds good to me."

Recieve two of my drones back from Yagyu.
Establish radio contact with Summer (if that hasn't been done yet)

Also search the Omniscient network for infomation on this thing we just fought. What it is, where it comes from, special abilities and the like.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.
[spoiler=Edward]Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

After spending a mission as the EdPC, he now has a cyborg octopus body. Matte black and stands (slithers?) at about chest height

Life: d8
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die current mag)

Stats: Octobody
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d12
Fate: d6

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d10
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 spare Magazines (d4 use die) (pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
OMNITECH Microwave Gun (d6+ tech skill. No use die.)


Toolbox (3 charges)
Fancy multitool: at least screwdrivers and a welding tool
3 Small camera drones that can fly and stick to walls
OMNITECH Magic 888-ball

OCTOBODY: About chest height, matte black. Has suckers on the 8 tentacles that allow sticking to surfaces, along with optical camouflage.
- OMNITECH Reactive Personal Shield generator (d8 protection but has d4 use die. Recharges between missions)
- OMNITECH Negotiation enhancer (A built in lie detector that will alert the user when someone is being untruthful around them.)
- OMNITECH Voice manipulator (Allows the user to modulate and adjust their voice manually or to copy a voice they have a sample of)
- OMNI-scient Network observer (A police scanner like device for the OMNI-scient network)
- Sensor suite: Stuff like infrared, heat, zoom, etc. Basically very fancy eyes.

60 OMNIBUX

Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

[piecewise]

Go pick up the molar hammer (if possible) and give it a few test swings to see if it seems useful.
If the brute remains persistent, blow his last arm off.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji “the Gardener” Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert and Gardener
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large emerald green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: 2d10 mechsuit + d10 Robobody
Attack: 2d8 Auto-cannon

2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand
2d8 Auto-cannon (d6 use die)
Tesla Glove (5/5)

Ammo:
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
5 auto-cannon magazines (d6)

Stats:
Strength: d12 (up from d10)
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d8
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Brain Backup
Turret auto-cannon
Walkie-talkie (from L&F)
Medkit (from L&F)
Bottle with Lizard eye (from L&F box)
Tesla gauntlet (from L&F box)
Aztec Skull Whistle (from L&F)

Money:
515

Items on/up for loan:
Armored Space Suit
Chainsaw (d10)
Piledriver Carbine (6 mags)
2 pistol mags (keep)

Debt 0

[5]
You walk over to the fallen hammer. Its clearly not made for a human to wield; the shaft itself is like 15 feet long. You snap the shaft to be a more manageable length and try to lift the enormous tooth. You actually manage to get it up and rest it on one shoulder, which surprises everyone including you. That tooth is the size of a smart car and looks to be solid bone, but somehow you're able to move it. Perhaps its something to do with the Pain dimension? The distortion of perception?

Molar Hammer: 3d8.

”...Baldwin, don’t do that again or I’m taking your toy away.”

“I’m gonna go goop our toothfull friend, now none of you finish it off. If any of you could go fetch Tara before she falls into a throat or something, that’d be great. Oh, and did anyone see where Summer went?”

“If any of you have some rope, I can tie it up there and let it down for you guys to climb up.” 

Goop painboy to the floor from a safe distance.

Then rocket up to the mouth and peek over the edge to look around. Or deploy a drone to look so as not to expose myself. Either way FPS is reduced, TTS is enabled, the works. Take one end of the harpoon gun with me.

Also collect Summer's stuff that was left behind.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [currently selected]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [not in use]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)

Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
3 camera drones (borrowed from Ed)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds


Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

You calmly circle around the giant pain elemental, gooping him to the floor. Once he looks pretty solidly encased you jet straight up to the opening of the mouth and grab hold of the edge of one of the incisors. You then stick your head up and very slowly look around with the reduced FPS mode active, effectively taking a panoramic picture of the land beyond.  You climb back down and wedge yourself - and one side of the harpoon gun- between two teeth so that you can look over the images from outside.

This place is....a bit more solid than what you glimpsed through the door. Perhaps due to Mr. Friend's Influence? Perhaps perception varies depending on proximity.  What you see could probably be best described  as a sort of infinite mountain range trapped in a swirling, gravity defying river of flesh and blood.  In the distance, all you can see is this churning mass of semi-liquid gore. It is the sky, the horizon, the depths below, everything. And streams of it flow through the closer spaces, unsupported and apparently just floating. These crisscrossing streams form a sort of lattice in which more solid structures are held. The giant mouth you're in seems to be part of an equally large human body held upon an even larger machine of torture. Around it stand two equally massive pain elementals who are, at glacial speed, cranking the mechanism on the torture machine. And all THAT is sitting atop what looks like an even larger human skull.  Off in the distance are things that look similar to the torture core you saw on the moon, but substantially larger and apparently mobile. They're swimming or walking about on giant tentacles of barbed wire. There are islands of broken black stone dotted with hanging gardens of living viscera.  The more you look at these places, the more you see. Eventually you have to look away or get lost in the image.

However the important aspect of the image is directly above this mouth. High, high above, is a burning blue flame. Its like a distant star, completely out of place against the flesh, blood and bone of the rest of the world.

"Hell yeah......         Aw fuck I kind of feel like I should of held on to that, oh well at least I hit something this time."

“If any of you have some rope, I can tie it up there and let it down for you guys to climb up.”  [/color]

"I have a harpoon gun, we could fire it at the top and crawl up the rope."

See how the my robot friends think of this place, also see if I can't get any kind of signal with the smartphone I have.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.

Your robot friends don't really have the vocabulary for this place. They were, after all, designed for a children's restaurant. This entire....place is basically the opposite of that.

No signal.

Yeah, stick the gas grenade into mister hammer's mouth before he gets gooped over, so that it gets sealed in there. If Derp gets feedback from these guys in this world, that should fuck him up.

Spoiler: explosives "engineer" Kora (click to show/hide)

Name: "Kora"
Physical Description: A generally unimpressive woman in her thirties, a bit fat and her curly red hair is unwashed. Can generally be seen to be smiling faintly, with unfocused eyes. Wears a silvery cape and hood over the red "ENGINEERING" jumpsuit, with a big camera attached to her shoulder, a belt of grenades, and a rocket launcher slung on her back.
Background: To hear her neighbors speak of it, she was some kind of mad chemist who inhaled too many fumes and went mad. The truth is that she's no chemist at all, but just likes to blow things up and knows how to follow directions from the internet. She never did anything illegal, technically, but after some conversations with the cops she decided it'd be better to go find a job which actually involves intentional explosions.

Life: d6 Reactive Fabric Cape
Attack: d2 fists

Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d12
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6

Status: fine
Inventory:
Red Jumpsuit
Reactive Fabric Cape
RnD Shoulder Camera
Toolkit, 2 charges
Flare x5
Sidearm d4 and x3 magazines d4
Frag grenade d12 x5
EMP grenade d20 x1
Existential horror gas d12 vs. will x1
Rocket launcher d12+3, uses explosives
Sensory Suit
Cobbled QE Detonator

Money: 0

Spoiler: sensory (click to show/hide)

wearing suit.
sight unrestricted.
hearing unrestricted.

Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

agreed with RnD to carry a "large shoulder-mounted camera", for a reward.

Requested more DOOM.

You stuff the live grenade in the thing's mouth before it gets gooped. You're not sure what effect it has since the PE was a writhing mass of broken flesh before and after the grenade went off.

Fly around down low and look for an exit from this valley that is accessible to our ground-bound folk. Or a cave, a mouth should have a throat after all.

((btw. Piecewise, did Yagyu ever get a copy of Summer's DNA that I publicly took from the Nurse's office, or did you veto that action? It was never clear if you processed that part of my request. It would sure come in handy right now.))

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

(Dev says no, so no. Unless you make an action to take it from him by force).

There is indeed a throat, though the tongue is mostly closing it off. The throat...well it looks like a throat. A giant black pit with no visible exit.

"You know I think I seen one of them fancy videogames like this once."

Guess ill wait around while the others figure out how to get out of here.

Waiting...

"All I know is that whatever I'm stuck in isn't part of Mr. Friendly, or I'd be mind controlled."

"I'll get to work.  Just be careful not to shoot me, I think this might get pretty weird and I have no idea if the radio will survive.  The password is Bork."

I can't move or see a way out.  But I might be able to change an aspect of myself to free myself.

Imagine a feeling of warmth within my body, deep within.  Feel it.  Spread the feeling through my body, reaching the outside, warming everything to the outside of my skin and the tips of my hair.
Then, adapt to it.  It's still warm, but not uncomfortably warm.  I'm used to it, it's part of me, and nothing to be worried about, I'm not feeling hot, I just am hot, that's who I am.
Repeat the process, aiming to increase my body temperature until the flesh around me begins to shrivel or burn.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Young woman with a striking appearance and large.. assets.  Long black hair.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d6 Stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Fine

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[3]
Your attempts to become the human torch fail but you do actually become slightly warmer. The idea works in theory, it seems.

"Ed, do you want your drones back? You can use them better than I can. Though if you don't mind, I'd maybe hang onto one just in case it's useful. I'll give it back after the mission.

Oh, and would you mind seeing if you can get into radio contact with Summer? I have no clue where she went, and if this dimension is eating people we need to know, she might be in trouble."

"Yeah, you keep the third one. That sounds good to me."

Recieve two of my drones back from Yagyu.
Establish radio contact with Summer (if that hasn't been done yet)

Also search the Omniscient network for infomation on this thing we just fought. What it is, where it comes from, special abilities and the like.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.
[spoiler=Edward]Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

After spending a mission as the EdPC, he now has a cyborg octopus body. Matte black and stands (slithers?) at about chest height

Life: d8
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die current mag)

Stats: Octobody
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d12
Fate: d6

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d10
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 spare Magazines (d4 use die) (pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
OMNITECH Microwave Gun (d6+ tech skill. No use die.)


Toolbox (3 charges)
Fancy multitool: at least screwdrivers and a welding tool
3 Small camera drones that can fly and stick to walls
OMNITECH Magic 888-ball

OCTOBODY: About chest height, matte black. Has suckers on the 8 tentacles that allow sticking to surfaces, along with optical camouflage.
- OMNITECH Reactive Personal Shield generator (d8 protection but has d4 use die. Recharges between missions)
- OMNITECH Negotiation enhancer (A built in lie detector that will alert the user when someone is being untruthful around them.)
- OMNITECH Voice manipulator (Allows the user to modulate and adjust their voice manually or to copy a voice they have a sample of)
- OMNI-scient Network observer (A police scanner like device for the OMNI-scient network)
- Sensor suite: Stuff like infrared, heat, zoom, etc. Basically very fancy eyes.

60 OMNIBUX

Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

[7]
It was a pain elemental. Interestingly the fact that it was giant is apparently not strange. According to the info here the fact that the pain dimension is so perception based means that things like size, distance, time, speed, etc are all highly variable. According to previous data, the same PE has been seen to be less than 6 inches tall or greater than 60 feet.

[Egan_BW]

Recontextualize the mouth we're standing in as being a normal sized human mouth, which would make more sense anyways.
You know what, I probably shouldn't be trying to put my tiny will to that sort of thing, at least not on my own. I'll uh, use the rope for now.

Spoiler: explosives "engineer" Kora (click to show/hide)

Name: "Kora"
Physical Description: A generally unimpressive woman in her thirties, a bit fat and her curly red hair is unwashed. Can generally be seen to be smiling faintly, with unfocused eyes. Wears a silvery cape and hood over the red "ENGINEERING" jumpsuit, with a big camera attached to her shoulder, a belt of grenades, and a rocket launcher slung on her back.
Background: To hear her neighbors speak of it, she was some kind of mad chemist who inhaled too many fumes and went mad. The truth is that she's no chemist at all, but just likes to blow things up and knows how to follow directions from the internet. She never did anything illegal, technically, but after some conversations with the cops she decided it'd be better to go find a job which actually involves intentional explosions.

Life: d6 Reactive Fabric Cape
Attack: d2 fists

Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d12
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6

Status: fine
Inventory:
Red Jumpsuit
Reactive Fabric Cape
RnD Shoulder Camera
Toolkit, 2 charges
Flare x5
Sidearm d4 and x3 magazines d4
Frag grenade d12 x5
EMP grenade d20 x1
Existential horror gas d12 vs. will x1
Rocket launcher d12+3, uses explosives
Sensory Suit
Cobbled QE Detonator

Money: 0

Spoiler: sensory (click to show/hide)

wearing suit.
sight unrestricted.
hearing unrestricted.

Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

agreed with RnD to carry a "large shoulder-mounted camera", for a reward.

Requested more DOOM.
Sealed a live Existential Horror Gas Grenade inside the mouth of a pain elemental with the intent to subject it to harm.

[Devastator]

Try to guess if any changes will carry on outside of the Pain Dimension.

Continue with The Hottening.  But add an element to it.. shrink myself down some.  Do this by feeling some space open up around me as I no longer fill the me-shaped hole.

Don't shrink my hair, though, I might want wings or something if I have to move.  Or use it as raw material for a knife or something.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Young woman with a striking appearance and large.. assets.  Long black hair.  Abnormally warm.
Background: Fomer sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d6 Stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Fine

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics

Thermite Charge 3d10, concentrated (on squirrel-bot)
Laser Trip Sensor (on squirrel-bot)

Toolkit (2 charges)

Mini-robot.  Basically a robot squirrel. x2!
d6 dex, d6 speed.

OMNITECH “Omni-fun” VR system
VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)
Has mind-control deadman's switch, cutting it off.

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[The Lupanian]

Hmm, Do I think this thing will still be wieldable once I leave the pain dimension? Also, could I “shrink” the hammer without altering its damage output?

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji “the Gardener” Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert and Gardener
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large emerald green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: 2d10 mechsuit + d10 Robobody
Attack: 2d8 Auto-cannon

2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand
2d8 Auto-cannon (d6 use die)
Tesla Glove (5/5)
Molar Hammer (3d8)

Ammo:
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
5 auto-cannon magazines (d6)

Stats:
Strength: d12 (up from d10)
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d8
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Brain Backup
Turret auto-cannon
Walkie-talkie (from L&F)
Medkit (from L&F)
Bottle with Lizard eye (from L&F box)
Tesla gauntlet (from L&F box)
Aztec Skull Whistle (from L&F)

Money:
515

Items on/up for loan:
Armored Space Suit
Chainsaw (d10)
Piledriver Carbine (6 mags)
2 pistol mags (keep)

Debt 0

[King Zultan]

"So you got that thing hooked into something up there, I don't want to be stuck inside a giant's mouth longer than we need to be."
use my flash light to look around, and see if there isn't any thing written on the walls or teeth that could help, also stay away from the throat.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.

[heydude6]

Take out my Military Grade Electronic Binoculars that I bought from the bizarre and try to stare into the cave. Hopefully these things have a night vision mode or else what's the point of them being electronic?

EDIT: Grab onto the harpoon Yagyu lowered.

((I'll get back to the group once Yagyu shares his findings.))

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

[Radio Controlled]

Yagyu took a moment to look over the footage again, taking in the grotesque imagery and reflecting on how they would have to steel themselves mentally to deal with this and complete their task. Then, he resolved himself to brief his teammates in a succinct and professional manner.

"Bad news, everyone. This place is bullshit."

Wedge the harpoon somewhere between the teeth and let the rope down so people can climb up. Try not to hit any gum though so the big mouth won't respond or clench their teeth.

If this mouth/head starts deforming due to perception shenanigans or otherwise, jet away to avoid getting smashed.

If not, reflect on whether it would be possible to capture the blue flame by thinking it's not a big thing far away but instead a small thing close by and encasing it into a box.

Oh, and stream the images I captured to my teammates.

"I'm letting down the harpoon, ya'll can climb up with that. Or just use some sort of perception trickery to get up here I guess.

Now, our target seems to be above us so we'll have to figure out how to either get there, or get him here. Either way make sure your sensory countermeasures are active when you get up here and look at it."

"For that rocket launcher, remember I can convert ammo for you. If you need more rockets and have some spare ammo, as long as the value in omni is equal or greater I can take care of it."

"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind, not sure if I'll be able to make use of this service anytime soon as I think one rocket is worth more than all my ammo."

"How much is it for a rocket anyway?"

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [currently selected]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [not in use]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)

Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
1 camera drone (borrowed from Ed)
Summer's inventory (whatever got left behind)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds


Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

[Egan_BW]

"So, if this place is dependent on perception, I bet we could get things done easier if we all focused together and decided on the same thing. Could be useful in combat. How about we come up with codes which someone can shout so that we all know what to selectively perceive in a hurry? Slow, Fast, Big, Little?"

[King Zultan]

"For that rocket launcher, remember I can convert ammo for you. If you need more rockets and have some spare ammo, as long as the value in omni is equal or greater I can take care of it."

"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind, not sure if I'll be able to make use of this service anytime soon as I think one rocket is worth more than all my ammo."

"How much is it for a rocket anyway?"

"I'm not sure the only one I bought was purchased in Detroit and it cost 6,000 Megabucks, so I'm not sure how much it'd cost in Omni to get another, probably should have looked into that before we left."