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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Just wait until the Dark Lord, in his bakery of evil, crafts the Fudge of Power with which he will bind all free peoples in terrifying chocolatey goodness.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Worldgen Autoshaving:  Periodically during world-gen, all creatures that have beards should shave them off.

[Uthimienure]

Worldgenital Autoshaving

[A_Curious_Cat]

Somewhere on each world should be a physiographic feature that resembles human genitalia.  The trees in this area should be inhabited by cootieselves.

[Urist Mchateselves]

The only way to defeat these special elves is by using fudge.

[muldrake]

Looking back on it cheese biome isn’t really a bad suggestion. I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw some variation of that in myth & magic.

An actual bad suggestion would be to make it rain cats and dogs in evil biomes.

But then they gib on impact and come back as dozens of piles of undead cat and dog meat.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves are filled with joy upon seeing the undead cat and dog gibs and will refuse to kill them even as they are being torn apart by them.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Make dwarf beards bioluminescent to explain how they're able to navigate in lightless underground tunnels.

[brewer bob]

Make all dwarf hair bioluminescent

[dikbutdagrate]

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress with a goofy 1930's era pulp sci-fi reskin.

This is pretty much Dwarf Fortress, right?

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[Starver]

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress that has a goofy 1930's era sci-fi reskin.

"Fortress 40K". (Which, for some meta-reason, no longer has any dwarfs.)

[King Zultan]

Rename the game to Space Fortress, and leave everything the same except for the occasional mention of it being set in space and change people's skin colour to green or blue so you'll know they're aliens.

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress with a goofy 1930's era pulp sci-fi reskin.

That actually sounds pretty cool.

[brewer bob]

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress that has a goofy 1930's era sci-fi reskin.

"Fortress 40K". (Which, for some meta-reason, no longer has any dwarfs.)

...And for some reason they used to be called 'squats'.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Visiting elves should sometimes show up with a book with the title “To Serve Dwarves” in their inventory.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Rename the game to Space Fortress, and leave everything the same except for the occasional mention of it being set in space and change people's skin colour to green or blue so you'll know they're aliens.

By "occasional mention", it's meant that the adjective "space" is inserted in front of every noun in the text.