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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6330 on: October 02, 2024, 03:14:19 pm »

Just wait until the Dark Lord, in his bakery of evil, crafts the Fudge of Power with which he will bind all free peoples in terrifying chocolatey goodness.
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« Reply #6331 on: October 03, 2024, 02:22:56 am »

Worldgen Autoshaving:  Periodically during world-gen, all creatures that have beards should shave them off.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6332 on: October 03, 2024, 02:47:40 am »

Worldgenital Autoshaving
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6333 on: October 03, 2024, 03:45:59 am »

Somewhere on each world should be a physiographic feature that resembles human genitalia.  The trees in this area should be inhabited by cootieselves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6334 on: October 03, 2024, 06:29:23 am »

The only way to defeat these special elves is by using fudge.
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6335 on: October 04, 2024, 01:17:00 am »

Looking back on it cheese biome isn’t really a bad suggestion. I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw some variation of that in myth & magic.

An actual bad suggestion would be to make it rain cats and dogs in evil biomes.
But then they gib on impact and come back as dozens of piles of undead cat and dog meat.
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« Reply #6336 on: October 04, 2024, 03:14:52 am »

Dwarves are filled with joy upon seeing the undead cat and dog gibs and will refuse to kill them even as they are being torn apart by them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6337 on: October 07, 2024, 05:22:59 pm »

Make dwarf beards bioluminescent to explain how they're able to navigate in lightless underground tunnels.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6338 on: October 08, 2024, 12:52:00 am »

Make all dwarf hair bioluminescent

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« Reply #6339 on: October 08, 2024, 03:00:45 am »

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress with a goofy 1930's era pulp sci-fi reskin.

This is pretty much Dwarf Fortress, right?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6340 on: October 08, 2024, 03:06:54 am »

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress that has a goofy 1930's era sci-fi reskin.
"Fortress 40K". (Which, for some meta-reason, no longer has any dwarfs.)
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« Reply #6341 on: October 08, 2024, 03:57:56 am »

Rename the game to Space Fortress, and leave everything the same except for the occasional mention of it being set in space and change people's skin colour to green or blue so you'll know they're aliens.

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress with a goofy 1930's era pulp sci-fi reskin.
That actually sounds pretty cool.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6342 on: October 08, 2024, 03:58:22 am »

Release an official fork of Dwarf Fortress that has a goofy 1930's era sci-fi reskin.
"Fortress 40K". (Which, for some meta-reason, no longer has any dwarfs.)

...And for some reason they used to be called 'squats'.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6343 on: October 08, 2024, 06:38:05 am »

Visiting elves should sometimes show up with a book with the title “To Serve Dwarves” in their inventory.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2024, 06:39:58 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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« Reply #6344 on: October 08, 2024, 12:31:20 pm »

Rename the game to Space Fortress, and leave everything the same except for the occasional mention of it being set in space and change people's skin colour to green or blue so you'll know they're aliens.

By "occasional mention", it's meant that the adjective "space" is inserted in front of every noun in the text.
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