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[delphonso]

Give sand physics ala Minecraft.

[Sanctume]

Add quicksand tiles which is path-able like the top of a brook tile but drops the dwarf down z-levels into a cavern with an injured giant worm. 

[IonMatrix]

Everytime a toad enters the map a proc-gen feature is added in to DF

Oh, and of course these come with their own hilarious  proc-gen bugs

[Iduno]

Elves gain access through various means to special tree seeds that grow into trees whose wood can be unnaturally heavy, light, hard, etc.  These types of wood can be used to make weapons and armor on par with anything dwarves can make, with the benefit of being renewable and not containing clowns.  They won't trade these types of wood to you, and your dwarves refuse to pick up fallen wooden arms and armor on principle.

This is actually extremely good! I always wanted the elves to be more than complete pushovers. Like, at very least having copper-tier weapons, only enchanted grown wood instead of the actual copper.

Just bring back murder arrows, before piercing damage was nerfed. Just put elves' "grown wood" on a tier above iron.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Every gnome that enters the embark site is immediately announced like this:

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha
 hello me old chum
 Im gnot a gnelf
 Im gnot a gnobblin
 Im a gnome
 and you've lost The Game!

[delphonso]

The Gname*

[BigUglyWorm]

Every gnome that enters the embark site is immediately announced like this:

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha
 hello me old chum
 Im gnot a gnelf
 Im gnot a gnobblin
 Im a gnome
 and you've lost The Game!

Gnomes gnow ignvade as egnormous armies.
Edit: rather than population or wealth, gnome invasions are tied to booze production.

[FantasticDorf]

I second to add this as gnomes passive speech mutterings.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Seeing or hearing gnomes is extremely disturbing to dwarves.

[Reelya]

Dwarves who embark in hot climates lose moisture and shrink and become gnomes

[BigUglyWorm]

Gnomes have a devastatigng gnew weapogn: the tactical gnuke.

[delphonso]

Paranoia:

Dwarves, after dig deep disasters in their civs, become very paranoid. Any adventurer who isn't clearly from their civilization, or who is stained with blood, will be assumed to be hostile. Kill on sight. Likewise, tavern-goers, diplomats, and merchants will be wiped out by paranoid dwarves who think they might just be devils in disguise.

[Bumber]

Paranoia:

Dwarves, after dig deep disasters in their civs, become very paranoid. Any adventurer who isn't clearly from their civilization, or who is stained with blood, will be assumed to be hostile. Kill on sight. Likewise, tavern-goers, diplomats, and merchants will be wiped out by paranoid dwarves who think they might just be devils gnomes in disguise.

FTFY

[muffinsofjoy]

My feature idea: Update Dwarf Fortress using the unity engine and abandon the complex world in favor of a generic fantasy world to appeal to the mainstream gamers and make money instead of permanent fans.

[Naturegirl1999]

My feature idea: Update Dwarf Fortress using the unity engine and abandon the complex world in favor of a generic fantasy world to appeal to the mainstream gamers and make money instead of permanent fans.

Tw worst suggestion, yet. It would no longer be Dwarf Fortress at that point