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[King Zultan]

Dwarf Fortress: The Everything Simulator

[BigUglyWorm]

Elves can now enhance their wooden sticks, potentially making some of them as sharp as a masterwork adamantine battle axe.

Elves gain access through various means to special tree seeds that grow into trees whose wood can be unnaturally heavy, light, hard, etc.  These types of wood can be used to make weapons and armor on par with anything dwarves can make, with the benefit of being renewable and not containing clowns.  They won't trade these types of wood to you, and your dwarves refuse to pick up fallen wooden arms and armor on principle.

[CABL]

Elves gain access through various means to special tree seeds that grow into trees whose wood can be unnaturally heavy, light, hard, etc.  These types of wood can be used to make weapons and armor on par with anything dwarves can make, with the benefit of being renewable and not containing clowns.  They won't trade these types of wood to you, and your dwarves refuse to pick up fallen wooden arms and armor on principle.

This is actually extremely good! I always wanted the elves to be more than complete pushovers. Like, at very least having copper-tier weapons, only enchanted grown wood instead of the actual copper.

[Nordlicht]

I think elves could benefit most from the magic update. Dwarves have their tech, Goblins their numbers and elves will fight with magic and walking forests. And humans...are...tall?

[Criperum]

Dwarfs don't have eyes. They you beard feeling of air movements. If they go on the surface with the wind they become completely disoriented. If a dwarf looses beard he becomes completely blind until he grows it back.

[BigUglyWorm]

I think elves could benefit most from the magic update. Dwarves have their tech, Goblins their numbers and elves will fight with magic and walking forests. And humans...are...tall?

Humans don't have weird hang-ups about wood and know better than to mess with clowns and cotton candy.

[delphonso]

Once that magic update comes around, we're all going to stop cutting down trees out of spite and start launching humans off drawbridges.

[BigUglyWorm]

Once that magic update comes around, we're all going to stop cutting down trees out of spite and start launching humans off drawbridges.

Screw that, I'm launching EVERYONE off drawbridges as a precaution.

[Bumber]

Launch them into orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[King Zultan]

What if we pickup the whole fortress and launch it into orbit?

[Naturegirl1999]

What if we pickup the whole fortress and launch it into orbit?

We would die of suffocation unless we have an oxyten storage mechanism. Also good luck having liquid anything in space

[ChaosPotato]

Liquid pants.

[spazyak]

Air shirts

[King Zultan]

Magma thongs

[LordBaal]

Slade shoes, nooo, slade flip-flops.