Attempt to get some Hulk smash powers and use them to rek this "Frank" human- I mean, person.
Get Rekt, Frank: 1d10 = 9
Charles continues his streak of luck by punching Frank in the face with the force of a... very forceful thing.
Frank gains a -2 Dazed debuff until the end of this turn."Hey, whoa, you damn whippersnapper! Who the hell are you fighting for? Stand back and watch a real man fight like they did in the good old days!
By that, I mean by forcing an underappreciated individual of a different culture to do it for you!"
Frank, seeing that this is some kind of summoning battle, decides to fully call forth Kevin from the unspoken reaches of space, and draws upon Eldritch powers to boost his physical resistance.
He continues shooting. He really doesn't know how he still has this much ammo, considering he used a shitton getting back to Earth.
You are currently too dazed to properly summon Kevin.
You can half-shoot, albeit poorly:
Shoot: 1d10 = 3 - 2 (Dazed debuff) = 1
Frank ends up shooting the last of his ammo directly into his chest, but for some reason, he hasn't died yet.
Maybe this pocket dimension is keeping alive? I dunno man, I just work here, I'm not a quantum Eldritch space physicist.
Figure out what the Mark of Ingenuity does, then take those 2 non-translation spell books with me and find the nearest neighbor of mine.
Figure Out Stuff: 1d10 = 7
The Mark of Ingenuity looks to give you a rather nice, temporary intelligence buff.
Walk Outside: 1d10 = 4
You stumble, dropping the books on the ground.
Name:
SHOVEL KNIGHTGender: male
Age: presumably adult human
Appearance:
Appearance of your house:
Inventory: blue armor, blue helm, JUSTICE SHOVEL
Personality: loves justice, hates evil
Do not write in this space: J_U_S_T_I_CE
List three of your favorite things: JUSTICE, SHOVELS, JUSTICE AGAIN
Fill in the blanks - JUSTICE: Now with 20% more JUSTICE
Place whatever you want here:
Accepted!
You wake up at your campsite, prepared for another day of JUSTICE.
Look, some other neighbors! Maybe they need a nice shovel full of JUSTICE to the face!
((Perhaps spoiler that, the images are huge 
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Roger sees if there are other platforms. Perhaps an obstacle course? If not, he presses the buttons hoping for it to summon one.
Nope, no other platforms.
I won't roll for pressing the button, it's fairly straightforward.
...all right, I'll roll anyways.
Press Button: 1d10 = 1
You fall off the platform, scuffing your leg up really badly in the process.
You continue falling through the white void. I facepalm. I had
faith in you.
XX121
That was unusual. Check on the hive, see how it's doing.
Hive: Don't Be On Fire: 1d10 = 8
The hive is looking really good! It's so not on fire right now!
That sounds like I'm pretending it isn't because I accidentally set it on fire, but in reality, it's not, I'm just excited that it's doing so well at not burning!
Zefer
Take over the IHOP, trying to recruit the government agents into my pseudo-army as i progress down.
Hostile Takover: 1d10 = 10
You plant your flag onto a stack of waffles, and the government agents draw their guns.
"Men! On my count!""Wait!" A waitress comes running out from the kitchen.
"He is the new leader!""Why should we believe you?"The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles.""Oh. That works then."The men holster their guns, and crowd around you, waiting for an order.
"FEAR ME, WEAKLINGS! BEFORE ME, YOU ARE MERE GUTTER TRASH. BOW TO ME, VICTOR SUPERBIA, AS YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER AND I MAY SPARE YOU!"
Pose menacingly and attempt to intimidate the hooligans into becoming my obedient pawns.
Menace: 1d10 = 8
Your jacket flaps outward as large streams of ゴゴゴゴs crowd around you.
The hooligans surrender, fearing for their lives.
Manworm:
While I'm out at the edge of existence, try eating the very fabric of reality.
Eat Reality: 1d10 = 9
You chew through the fabric of spacetime. The hole rounds itself out and opens to reveal...
...well that's lame. You half-expected some deity or the meaning of life or even just another reality or something, not this weird text stuff.
Marlena:
Find the leader of this community.
Search: 1d10 = 7
The leader is clearly powerful, your 7 wasn't enough to find him, even though 7s always work perfectly.
You do, however, find a citizen who seems to know his way around here.
"Hello! Are you new here?"Maybe he could be of some help.
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