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Author Topic: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors  (Read 25718 times)

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #75 on: June 08, 2017, 11:48:33 pm »

Charles hesitantly picks the sword up. "Do you have a name?"
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #76 on: June 08, 2017, 11:52:14 pm »

"҉Talķiǹǵ Sw͞or͘d̸ ́of̸ ̕Elḑri͘t̵çh M҉a̕g̸ic͠.̨ ͠T͟hé ͏e͡l̀d͏e̛rs w̢e̛r͘e͢ f͠eeli̧ng pa̧rticularl̵y͢ ̢ląz͞y̸ ̴the͝ ̨day ̢I w҉as forg͠ed͢.͡ J͢u̧s͠t͡ ͠c͟al͞l ̢me͞ ͘T̀s͝em͜."̧
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #77 on: June 09, 2017, 12:16:52 am »

"Tsem. Very... exotic."
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #78 on: June 09, 2017, 12:17:01 am »

Awe yiss. Roger pours himself a glass of the chocolate milk and then stashes the rest safely in his fridge (or at least tries).
Drinking as much of the glass as he can, he heads towards his door to look at what's going on.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #79 on: June 09, 2017, 12:50:53 am »

Marlena grabs her phone and walks outside, seeing everyone outside. She decides to wave to them.
"Um, hi! I'm Marlena, your neighbor."
Introduce self, hopefully not be murdered.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #80 on: June 09, 2017, 01:15:10 am »

XX121

Pounce at sprite.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #81 on: June 09, 2017, 05:22:21 am »

Frank angrily looks for the magic dude who teleported him in the first place.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #82 on: June 09, 2017, 08:41:25 am »

Zefer and Morpheus
Now try and procure someone's mode of transportation preferably a car.
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"Men! On my count!"
"Wait!" A waitress comes running out from the kitchen. "He is the new leader!"
"Why should we believe you?"
The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles."
"Oh. That works then." Zefer becoming Leader of IHOP

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« Reply #83 on: June 09, 2017, 09:47:07 pm »

Charles kicks the suit away and hopes it doesn't explode before turning to the sword. "Hi. Are you useful?"
Kick Suit: 1d10 = 8

You kick it away, letting it quietly burn somewhere else.
Manworm:

Hmm. Should try a new tactic. Hail a taxi, then eat the taxi driver.
Hail Taxi: 1d10 = 4

A taxi begins driving up to you...

...slowly. It'll get to you, eventually. Then you can eat the taxi driver.
Awe yiss. Roger pours himself a glass of the chocolate milk and then stashes the rest safely in his fridge (or at least tries).
Drinking as much of the glass as he can, he heads towards his door to look at what's going on.
Pour Glass: 1d10 = 9

You pour the most amazing glass known to mankind, and even to some non-Terran species as well. Zeus would surrender his throne on Mount Olympus for just one taste of this delicious cacao goodness.

As you feel the power of the chocolate milk flow through you, you successfully stash the milk safely in your locked safe, to which only you know the 5-digit PIN code, and head outside to see what's going on.

No amount of chocolate milk could have prepared you for the crazy things going on in the neighborhood. It at least gave you a boost to get out the door without breaking your face or something, though.
Marlena grabs her phone and walks outside, seeing everyone outside. She decides to wave to them.
"Um, hi! I'm Marlena, your neighbor."
Introduce self, hopefully not be murdered.
Introduce: 1d10 = 5

You introduce yourself just like that.

Not Be Murdered: 1d10 = 8

You're safe from being murdered. For now...
XX121

Pounce at sprite.
Pounce: 1d10 = 5

You crash through the window, falling onto the floor next to the failed flight suit.

Ow.
Frank angrily looks for the magic dude who teleported him in the first place.
Search: 1d10 = 7

He's in that shack over there. When I get a hold o' that whippersnapper...
Zefer and Morpheus
Now try and procure someone's mode of transportation preferably a car.
Steal Procure: 1d10 = 5

You find a nice minivan. Not very stylish, but it'll do.

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #84 on: June 09, 2017, 09:49:19 pm »

XX121

Snatch Navi out of the air.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #85 on: June 09, 2017, 09:55:57 pm »

Manworm:

Walk up to the taxi driver, eat him, then take his taxi.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #86 on: June 09, 2017, 10:14:21 pm »

"So can you do anything for me now?"
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #87 on: June 09, 2017, 10:26:17 pm »

((Damn. Missed my last turn.))

"Walls are a construct. Constructs can be burnt down."


Whip out my revolver all action-movie like, fire at one them while holding any who try to come closer off with my chain-whip.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #88 on: June 09, 2017, 11:58:50 pm »

Zefer and Morpheus
Look for some Mooks to build an Army with. Like Morpheus said whats an Armory without an Army to share it with or whatever he stated. 
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"Men! On my count!"
"Wait!" A waitress comes running out from the kitchen. "He is the new leader!"
"Why should we believe you?"
The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles."
"Oh. That works then." Zefer becoming Leader of IHOP

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2017, 12:54:46 am »

Roger double checks that this is the street his house was on before.
Then, whether or not that is the case, he looks for the densest cluster of people to introduce himself to and jogs over.
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