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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775837 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7350 on: February 12, 2018, 02:47:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7351 on: February 12, 2018, 02:52:51 pm »

Honestly its not that good of a deal. We already have the hurtling to counteract famines. We would basically give them zasitot and its occasional income for nothing.


B Get them to abolish the tribute.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7352 on: February 12, 2018, 02:54:57 pm »

Wait, was the Scepter not paid for in full?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7353 on: February 12, 2018, 02:57:52 pm »

A

So they can just break it again? He seems to misunderstand. We broke no contract that cause them to break the scepter. They didn't sell us the scepter for a shit ton of cash and eternally doing whatever the fuck they want us to do. We paid the shit ton of cash.

At the very least he needs to acknowledge his dwarves were totally legally in the wrong for what they did.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7354 on: February 12, 2018, 02:57:55 pm »

Im pretty sure it was but we ended up making the dwarfs a bit mad so they went ahead and destroy the artifact which lead to us destroying one of there forts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7355 on: February 12, 2018, 03:00:22 pm »

I wish there was an E: "Dude, we paid for the artifact, then your runemasters got snippy because we didn't engage in charity and blew it up"

As it stands, D.

I do want that scepter though, it's worth the price of the land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7356 on: February 12, 2018, 03:01:20 pm »

Hmmm...
If they really are like they say they are, there won't be any strings attatched unless he explicitly says so, so unless otherwise stated, if we read the small print, it might go back together.
I'm sliiiightly suspicious though...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7357 on: February 12, 2018, 03:02:27 pm »

C To tell you the truth I'm kinda tired of having to fight with the Dwarves in a battle that we never actually seem to win. I think even Cyl can see that fighting with the Dwarves is just draining our resources at this stage. So for now I'm voting to at least attempt to restore good faith between us. Plus I really want to focus on enemies that we might actually be able to beat like Eldrican or Parsia. Since those are the two which are most likely to start a fight with us.

That and Uncly Dwarf King seems to be the only somewhat reasonable Dwarf I've seen so I kinda want to at least give him a chance.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7358 on: February 12, 2018, 03:05:31 pm »

I think I want an option for "You can settle in Zasitost and mine it and have full sovereignty below the earth, but I'd rather not displace my people who have settled there after paying for the land in their blood."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7359 on: February 12, 2018, 03:07:46 pm »

I think I want an option for "You can settle in Zasitost and mine it and have full sovereignty below the earth, but I'd rather not displace my people who have settled there after paying for the land in their blood."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7360 on: February 12, 2018, 03:08:43 pm »

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"Generous dwarf is something I rarely see. What are you really after?" He claps his hands.

"To have profitable deals here again! After the mishap with the scepter, our profits in the east have plummeted. We have no access to Parsians and the Gubta, to their resources that we bring far to the west. See, Zasitost was valuable mining site, yes, but most importantly it was valuable trade hub. It wasn't a problem conducting trade when the region was fragmented, but your conquests have reduced our opportunities until we've been forced to a conclusion that, sooner or later, we have to grit our teeth and extend a hand of friendship towards you."

A) "Now that I know your motives, I think I will have to ask more from you!"
B) "Well, now I'm sure we can do business. Let's sign the deal!"
B) "A-ha, so your offer of friendship was only to exploit us. Begone!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7361 on: February 12, 2018, 03:10:04 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7362 on: February 12, 2018, 03:10:48 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7363 on: February 12, 2018, 03:11:06 pm »

A If they really are this desperate we got a decent chance to make a bit extra off this although im a bit shocked at his honesty without even needing a roll
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7364 on: February 12, 2018, 03:12:37 pm »

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