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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787776 times)

Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7335 on: February 12, 2018, 02:15:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7336 on: February 12, 2018, 02:17:35 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7337 on: February 12, 2018, 02:17:53 pm »

B Never underestimate the dwarves
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7338 on: February 12, 2018, 02:18:51 pm »

A

checking for weapons is dumb when we are literally bringing guards with weapons.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7339 on: February 12, 2018, 02:19:31 pm »

A, we are bringing guards after all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7340 on: February 12, 2018, 02:22:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7341 on: February 12, 2018, 02:22:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7342 on: February 12, 2018, 02:26:29 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7343 on: February 12, 2018, 02:26:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7344 on: February 12, 2018, 02:27:41 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7345 on: February 12, 2018, 02:40:07 pm »

You decide to let him to one of side chambers.

The dwarves flank the door, your guards stand behind you. Domacid sits across from you at a small desk.

"Well, first of all, you must understand several faux pas that you have committed upon our kind. For some reason, despite what I heard from late Daric of Eldrican, you don't seem willing to part with money."

"Why would I?"

High King chuckles. "It's simple. We love money. You underestimate the power of coin, Emperor. Be it your human values or your inexperience in dwarven matters. I can recall deals with previous dynasties and kingdoms of these lands. Fulfilled contracts all the time, paid on time or after some decades, but never, ever, we had to indulge in revocation of our artifact."

"I propose a deal to mend the wounds between our races. You might not know that, but our metalworkers would very much like to revive and rebuild Zasitost, its iron and copper mines. Therefore you would cede these lands currently occupied by your peoples. In return, I offer that my runecrafters make a copy of The Rainbow Scepter for your dynasty. What you say, hmm? Hopefully, we can return to the earlier, more amicable relations that we had with your predecessors."

A) "That land is ours, the dwarfkind will never have it again!"
B) "This proposal isn't good enough for me. I want more!"
C) "That sound a reasonable first step to renewed friendship between us. It's a deal!"
D) "A generous dwarf, that's a first. What are you really trying to achieve?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7346 on: February 12, 2018, 02:42:19 pm »

I dont really know what to say for this I want to choose C but whats stopping them from just going ahead and destroying it again the next time we do something to make them even a little bit mad dont know how to feel about this

Flip it going to hope for luck of the dice and choose B D

edit also dont they still have a decent chunk of our citizens as slaves still atm?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7347 on: February 12, 2018, 02:42:22 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7348 on: February 12, 2018, 02:42:48 pm »

B, not gonna fall for that one again.

Actually, gonna switch to D because there probably isn't anything he can offer that I'd be interested in since they can just blow up any shitty artifacts they give us later if they feel like it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7349 on: February 12, 2018, 02:46:17 pm »

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