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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787715 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7380 on: February 12, 2018, 03:29:20 pm »

A. They'd have to travel through our lands, we now have a passage tax, this is too good to be true.

Calling this as the cause for the third (fourth?) Methiant-Dwarf war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7381 on: February 12, 2018, 03:37:18 pm »

You agree to the deal; lands of Zasitost will return to dwarves, while Scepter will be remade and slaves taken in latest war will be set free.

The lengthy contract is signed and sealed by you two, and a copy is made for you, also signed and sealed.

"Just as planned. I've told them, when the human plays dwarf and is stubborn, the dwarf needs to play human and be reasonable. Hopefully one day we will be able to live in prosperity and mutual respect."

The dwarven High King leaves the palace with his entourage the same day, and guards and townsfolk say they disappeared in a mist that rolled over the nearby plains in the evening.

1144 AD, Autumn

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Thousands of malnourished men and women march into the northwest Methiant, leaving the lands of Zonalath. People rejoice at the reunion, even if some failed to return. Your subjects praise the Emperor and your efforts in mending the relationship with dwarves. All in all, a good thing.

While there's some discontent amongst settlers of Zasitost lands, some are actually eager to leave the lansd that were sparsely populated, with not that profitable mines and some creepy dwarven ruins sticking out between their farm plots.

1144 AD, Mid-Autumn

Sad news come from the north! Eirika has given birth to a stillborn after a complicated pregnancy, and healers barely snatched her from the jaws of Death. They price was high, and the royal healers of Cydwyl believe Eirika will not be able to have any more children.

A) Send her a letter in which you express your sadness.
B) Bemoan her fate privately.
C) Send her expernsive dresses, gem encrusted jewellry, gilded idols of fertility and other precious items to soothe her pains.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7382 on: February 12, 2018, 03:38:54 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7383 on: February 12, 2018, 03:39:58 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7384 on: February 12, 2018, 03:41:35 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7385 on: February 12, 2018, 03:43:36 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7386 on: February 12, 2018, 03:44:52 pm »

I am sure we can afford C!

OH WAIT NO WE ARE BROKE.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7387 on: February 12, 2018, 03:49:44 pm »

You send her a letter where you praise her work and express your sadness at her loss.

Few weeks later you receive a heartfelt reply.

1144 AD, Late Autumn

Apparently, Eldricans suffered a great massacre; approximately twenty thousand men fought against thirty thousand nomads, and less than tenth of the whole number left alive. Elran IV himself has been slain!

His cousin have seized power in Eldrican Kingdom (Elran had no sons), adopting the regnal name same as his; he is now known as Tetan I, King of Eldricans. Some say that a scholar and passionate historian and bookkeeper as him is ill-suited to wage a war against such savage horde as Ogan's.

Other news come from Ceodwell; guards report much less attempts through Ironbone Mountains, and amongst them there were fewer sicker peoples, who brought news that plague in Gubta has subsided, having slain tens of thousands of peoples here.

The governors wonder if the borders should be opened already.

A) No, let's keep them shut for a year more, just to be sure.
B) Finally! Let the people come and go as they please again.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2018, 03:51:54 pm by Haspen »
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7388 on: February 12, 2018, 03:52:06 pm »

B.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7389 on: February 12, 2018, 03:53:09 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7390 on: February 12, 2018, 03:53:22 pm »

B.
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No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7391 on: February 12, 2018, 03:57:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7392 on: February 12, 2018, 04:00:32 pm »

A, best to be sure about these things.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7393 on: February 12, 2018, 04:01:48 pm »

A Actually yeah let's just be double sure. One more year isn't going to be much of a problem.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7394 on: February 12, 2018, 04:02:36 pm »

A
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