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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789346 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13620 on: August 06, 2018, 01:33:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13621 on: August 06, 2018, 01:34:19 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13622 on: August 06, 2018, 01:35:53 pm »

D

But if his explanation is satisfactory, as I predict it will be, we should go for the land.

C. I feel like lands would be considered an insult, as likely would knowing something we're not supposed to. As well we just lost that chunk of economy, so it'll be nice as a buffer.

They snoop on us all the time, enough to know about our non-dwarven artifacts. A little bit of Intel gathering between nations should be expected.

I agree that asking for thee land might be insulting though.

Asking for a bunch of cash might also be a bad idea. Huge influxes of money would just feed our inflation problem.

Ergo, if the explanation is satisfactory, we should ask for an artifact. Perhaps they could remake the succession staff, or give us some armor to go with our sword.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13623 on: August 06, 2018, 02:08:43 pm »

D

I'm saying D mostly because he's trying not to make the first offer. We can play that game, too.

With the magic candlestick I don't think the toxic mists would actually prevent us from taking over Ankurvat . . . but if they have the box elsewhere, perhaps they can control it as well. It's worth a try as our opening offer if we must go first, expecting he'll want to talk us down from whatever we say.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13624 on: August 06, 2018, 02:13:02 pm »

What I'd really like, if Haspen allows it, is the option to incorporate the dwarven settlement into the Empire, allowing our subjects to intersettle with the dwarves. We need to work on that sort of thing again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13625 on: August 06, 2018, 02:25:14 pm »

What I'd really like, if Haspen allows it, is the option to incorporate the dwarven settlement into the Empire, allowing our subjects to intersettle with the dwarves. We need to work on that sort of thing again.

I'm guessing we have a bit more trust to build before that is feasible.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13626 on: August 06, 2018, 02:32:14 pm »

Yeah, the time skip said our relationship has been repaired but I'm still skeptical that they had so much trouble finding the artifact thief.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13627 on: August 06, 2018, 02:44:29 pm »

Yeah, the time skip said our relationship has been repaired but I'm still skeptical that they had so much trouble finding the artifact thief.

Wizards and Sorceresses are both higher than dwarves on the magic totem pole, and can likely thwart their runesmiths.

A wizard might have stolen our stuff because he was mad about our patronizing Sorceresses.

A sorceress might have done it because somebody paid her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13628 on: August 06, 2018, 03:26:24 pm »

B is my preference, but I don't mind D too badly. I'm worried we may upset him, but eh. Nothing ventured nothing gained. I almost wouldn't mind letting him go for nothing; call it a good will gesture for our own occasionally stubborn actions in the past.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13629 on: August 06, 2018, 03:26:54 pm »

The odd part was that the thief targeted both dwarf and sorceress artifacts. That doesn't fit with what we know about wizards, and possibly not elves either. Sorceress magic is a possibility but it leaves open who hired her. (My own speculation is that "runic GPS tracking" is exaggerated but the dwarves don't want to admit their limitation. I don't really blame them for the theft itself.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13630 on: August 06, 2018, 03:29:29 pm »

It makes me sad. We could have built so many statues with that kind of money! SO MANY STATUES!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13631 on: August 06, 2018, 03:42:54 pm »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13632 on: August 06, 2018, 03:48:05 pm »

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You ask about troop movements and relocation of Doombox. The High King of Dwarves hums for a moment, rubbing his braided beard thoughtfully.

"The Doombox was relocated for safety reasons; last thing my runesmiths wanted to see was for Doombox's remains fall into hands of some adventurers, looters or even worse. As for military build-up, well - your predecessors had a tradition of both stubborness and hair-trigger temper sometimes, so it was more of a precaution. I assure you, if we are successful in these negotiations, our soldiers will disperse."

"Let's talk business, now. It is what I came here for, all the way from Metafenith!"

A) "Hard cash will do nicely to repay for damages done during this disaster."
B) "Valuable lands of Ankurvat is what I deem a fair price."
C) "A nice artifact will be more than enough to repay for the toxic spill."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13633 on: August 06, 2018, 03:48:54 pm »

C

Cash will cause inflation and land will piss them off.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13634 on: August 06, 2018, 03:50:05 pm »

B On the other hand Artifacts have a tendency to eventually get lost, stolen, or destroyed after a while.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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