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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776743 times)

auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13590 on: August 05, 2018, 04:44:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13591 on: August 05, 2018, 04:57:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13592 on: August 05, 2018, 05:16:20 pm »

Walks in to vote
Reads what just happened
Walks out again eithout voting


God damn it Haspen. I can't think of anything else to say.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13593 on: August 05, 2018, 05:27:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13594 on: August 05, 2018, 07:24:36 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13595 on: August 06, 2018, 12:06:41 am »

Ai hope that this works.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13596 on: August 06, 2018, 12:13:33 pm »

You agree to marry this Wihemina of Cydwyl.

Later that day - after your father leaves - you meet with Aethlan once more. He has heard the news and understands that he needs to be dismissed. He asks but for one kiss to end your relationship.

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You restrain yourself from pulling him into a room. This must end, and while your heart aches, and Aethlan looks like beaten puppy, you both know this is for good of Methiant.

1193 AD, Winter

Report from the Treasury; the currency replacement has caused the relative wealth of your coffers to diminish as to match the prices of the markets and goods. Time will tell if this will stop the inflation.



Economy rating lowered by 2.



You receive a letter from your father; Wihemina, her parents, and your dad will arrive in Spring to witness your marriage and spend some time around you (no doubt to keep an eye on you).

Meanwhile, silver and gold land in the Treasury; the gemstones are sent north with the caravan that takes their share of profits from the trade.

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The furs sold poorly amongst your noblemen, but profits are profits and you can't dismiss them.

1193 AD, Midwinter

A delegation of dwarves, with bald heads and colorful robes, have arrived, but led by no one else than Varsaalath Katinarag, High King of Dwarves!

King Katinarag is dressed in lengthy yellow robe, and his square hat is adorned with golden chains that fall upon his bearded cheeks, the beard itself reaching his knees and braided using a golden rope; he would be quite respectful looking if not for the fact that, even for dwarven royalty standards, he is very obese. The High King of Dwarves is guarded by eight dwarves clad in purple and with armor made of alloy that shines all the time, even if no light's falling on the metal.

While the High King looks rather jovial fellow, his diplomats are looking rather unsure of themselves, and the purple-clad guards are staring at you as if readying themselves to behead you at moment's notice.

"Young Emperor Yoe IV of the human Empire of Methiant. What a pleasure to visit you, even if the reason for my personal leaving of Metafenith isn't very much pleasing." He clasps his hands and steps forward before your throne.

"There has been accident in one of my subjects' halls, and of which results have spilled, unfortunately, upon the fertile lands of your domain. As we're both aware of the accident I'm speaking about, can we begin our negotiations outside of public eye - of course, sufficiently protected by our respective guards?"

In the corner of your eye, you see the figure of Spymaster hiding behind one of the pillars in the corner of throne hall.

A) "Diplomacy is about trust and honest deals, not scheming in side chambers. We will negotiate here."
B) "I will talk to you after your people will pay for the grief and death they caused my subjects, not before!"
C) "That sounds good for me. Let's go."
D) "Please wait a moment, I need to speak with my advisor there." (Get the Spymaster here!)
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13597 on: August 06, 2018, 12:14:51 pm »

C

Sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13598 on: August 06, 2018, 12:26:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13599 on: August 06, 2018, 12:30:07 pm »

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« Reply #13600 on: August 06, 2018, 12:31:38 pm »

D

I can't remember having a chance to consult the Spymaster first, I wonder what's going on?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13601 on: August 06, 2018, 12:37:08 pm »

You decide to consult with the Spymaster, but the Spymaster presents you a scroll instead of talking.

In the scroll, there's information on the remains of Doombox; it has been most definitely moved to Zonalath in Rainbow Lizard Mountains. Also, people living around the citadels of Zasitost and Zonalath have given up information that dwarves have began massing troops inside the citadels for last two months.

With this information, you decide to...

A) Finally begin negotiations with the High King in a secluded area.
B) Demand he explains the things written in this report!
C) Offer to negotiate in the audience room, before your loyal courtiers.
D) Turn down the offer to negotiate, until the dwarves pay for damages done to Methiant.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13602 on: August 06, 2018, 12:40:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13603 on: August 06, 2018, 12:41:07 pm »

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« Reply #13604 on: August 06, 2018, 12:41:22 pm »

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