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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

B

[Imic]

B
... Fine.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

B

[omada]

B Let's not risk into angering him, we might have a war against the damdamian soon

we should use this chance to talk with the high king about the damdamian culture and the possibility of a war... and give him a springwine as a gift to our "guest", maybe he can make him come more to our lands and make their nobility more amicable to us

[birdy51]

B Agreed! We're a hedonist, so why don't we try to outdrink the dwarves! It's meant to happen!

[Weirdsound]

B Let's not risk into angering him, we might have a war against the damdamian soon

we should use this chance to talk with the high king about the damdamian culture and the possibility of a war... and give him a springwine as a gift to our "guest", maybe he can make him come more to our lands and make their nobility more amicable to us

+1

[Basil ii]

B

[Basil ii]

we should use this chance to talk with the high king about the damdamian culture and the possibility of a war... and give him a springwine as a gift to our "guest", maybe he can make him come more to our lands and make their nobility more amicable to us

that just might work We should slowly but steadily warm ourselves up with the dwarfs to get them in a economic relationship.

[Haspen]

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You accept the counter-offer and the Dwarven High King claps his hands, smiling widely.

The contract is written down in two copies of course, one of the dwarves and one for your Empire. The High King doesn't seem to be here to do much else, what do you do?

A) Pry for information about the Doombox experiments that caused its catastrophic failure in Ankurvat.
B) Inquire about some trade deals with the dwarves of the West.
C) Bid him farewell and go for a snack.
D) Offer a joint war against the vile xenophobic Damdamians.
E) Ask about some closer cooperation between Methiant and Dwarves that doesn't involve fighting or trading.

[Basil ii]

E dwarf bros yas please. D is likely to fail while this has a higher chance of success.

[Weirdsound]

E.

Joint exploration and settlement of Orcworld go!

[Criptfeind]

D

[Maximum Spin]

E

why do I have the feeling this somehow ends with the two kings in bed

[Haspen]

why do I have the feeling this somehow ends with the two kings in bed

* Haspen writes that down too.

:3c

[mightymushroom]

A
Joint cooperation can begin with a few fewer secrets now that we've already signed the class action settlement.
(It's not like we're going to be able to steal dwarf magic, but we do have an interest in what they may have learned about the Doombox and by extension the Ur-Uk.)