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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789342 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13605 on: August 06, 2018, 12:41:29 pm »

A what are they planning? Knowing our luck whatever happened they blame it on us.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2018, 12:43:42 pm by Basil ii »
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13606 on: August 06, 2018, 12:47:52 pm »

A

We have the candle, and a number of military artifacts. Also a large army. I'm honestly curious as to what his true intentions are, and I think he is most likely to reveal them in private. Unless this is an elaborate assassination attempt, with a fake envoy. Still, we have magic sword, a palace full of guards, and shadowranks to help protect us. Also a martial trait. I think we can do this.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13607 on: August 06, 2018, 12:50:30 pm »

We have the candle, and a number of military artifacts. Also a large army. I'm honestly curious as to what his true intentions are, and I think he is most likely to reveal them in private. Unless this is an elaborate assassination attempt, with a fake envoy. Still, we have magic sword, a palace full of guards, and shadowranks to help protect us. Also a martial trait. I think we can do this.
i am still nervous remember last time we had a war with the dwarfs? To be fair we do have a fair chance of winning.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2018, 01:07:09 pm by Basil ii »
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13608 on: August 06, 2018, 12:51:29 pm »

A
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13609 on: August 06, 2018, 01:09:36 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13610 on: August 06, 2018, 01:10:55 pm »

A

EDIT: Might not be a bad idea to ask whether our father can sit in on this one as well. Sounds like we're heading for a crisis...
« Last Edit: August 06, 2018, 01:12:56 pm by birdy51 »
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13611 on: August 06, 2018, 01:14:59 pm »

You lead the High King of Dwarves to a side chamber that is usually used as a small dining hall for your courtiers. The eight purple dwarves and a dozen of your Shadowranks follow in. The guards of both sides look at each other with suspicion, but what you could do? It's their job to eye strangers suspiciously.

Varsaalath Katinarag rather unceremoniously pulls up two chairs to sit down at, unshamed by his weight apparently. He clasps his hands and smiles.

"Well, here we are to negotiate, and negotiate I want."

"For what?"

"For compensation for damages my subjects have done to you. Since the death of my beloved cousin, Damacid, I've decided to mimick his policies and open our people towards your people. After all, we both love metals and commerce - a natural trading partners we are! Souring our relationship will bring neither of us profits, yes."

You decide to...

A) Ask for an artifact as a payment for the toxic smoke of Ankurvat.
B) Ask for the lands of Ankurvat as a payment for its disasterous mists.
C) Ask for a ton of money to compensate your people for Ankurvat Disaster.
D) Inquire about the troops' movement and relocation of Doombox, as written in Spymaster's report.
F) Demand an explanation about the Doombox, its failure, and experiments that caused it.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13612 on: August 06, 2018, 01:16:36 pm »

B more lands please I don’t care about the doom box just give me more land.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13613 on: August 06, 2018, 01:18:40 pm »

C More money is always good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13614 on: August 06, 2018, 01:22:14 pm »

D.

He wants to cooperate. He is preparing to go to war with somebody. Depending on his target (plz be Damdamians) we could have a military ally on our hands.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13615 on: August 06, 2018, 01:23:51 pm »

D

But if his explanation is satisfactory, as I predict it will be, we should go for the land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13616 on: August 06, 2018, 01:24:35 pm »

C
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13617 on: August 06, 2018, 01:26:20 pm »

C. I feel like lands would be considered an insult, as likely would knowing something we're not supposed to. As well we just lost that chunk of economy, so it'll be nice as a buffer.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13618 on: August 06, 2018, 01:26:51 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13619 on: August 06, 2018, 01:27:49 pm »

D.
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