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[Asin]

Sulus: I have seen titans. A lot like forgotten beasts.
There was one forgotten beast I fought.
Big hairy worm with wings.
Had deadly spittle.
Only 2 men died.
I stabbed the thing with a steel spear.
Same thing in that elephant man.

I hope I see you again, Lozuk.
You seem different than the other goblins I met.
Most were baby-snatchers or part of a siege.
If you open up a tavern, be sure to tell me.
Maybe I'll give ya some pointers.

[Puppyguard]

((aw man I missed a lot.))
The enraged elephant man throws the steel spear at the bobcat, severing the left leg!
The elephant man limps away through another wall.

[TankKit]

The bobcat throws it's severed leg into the elephant man's head through a wall, causing the combined power of the leg and the bricks to give the elephant man a concusion and knock him out. It then proceeds to hop away from the entire thing, shouting something about slabs...

[DolosusDoleus]

Unnamed elven adventurer walks in, sits at the bar, ignores glares pointed in his direction.

"A mug of sunshine, if you will."

[crazyabe]

A Giant Crawls in through the Normal sized door Stands up and walks over to the bar, picking up a table to sit on as he goes. finally he says...
"I feel like a small joke today...  anyway I'll be having a cup O dwarven beer."

[Asin]

Unnamed elven adventurer walks in, sits at the bar, ignores glares pointed in his direction.

"A mug of sunshine, if you will."

Sulus: *glares at elf*
*gets sunshine*
Take it.
If you are wondering about my rage, I fought your kind in the first war.

A Giant Crawls in through the Normal sized door Stands up and walks over to the bar, picking up a table to sit on as he goes. finally he says...
"I feel like a small joke today...  anyway I'll be having a cup O dwarven beer."

Sulus:
Hmm... *pops open a barrel*
This should be a cup for you.

[crazyabe]

"Thanks."
The giant picks up the barrel, emptys it in one go, and plops it upside down over the elf adventurer next to him.
"Now I think I've got a few coins..."
the giant says, reaching into his oversized backpack and pulling out and putting down several small copper shields before turning and leaving the way he came in.

[Asin]

Sulus: Well, I got some copper shields now.

[Rethi-Eli]

Two unknown dwarves enter.

Greetings, tavernkeeper!

Yes, greetings indeed!

Greetings from Ginol the Brave!

And from Vedolu Steelsmiter!

Have you got any Dwarven Wine?

No, we want Dwarven Rum!

Dwarven Wine!

Dwarven Rum!

Dwarven Wine!

Dwarven Rum!

Dwarven Rum!

Dwarven Wine!

Dwarven Winerum!

Dwarven Rumwine!

Very well, I concede to your argument! Do you have any Dwarven Rumwine, my good fellow?

[Asin]

Sulus: Hmm..
Rumwine?
*pours rum and wine together into 2 cups*

So, what brings you two here?
Performers?

[DolosusDoleus]

Unnamed elven adventurer: "The first war you say? I was just a boy back then, do tell me about it."

[Asin]

Sulus: It was over your people's eating of the dead AND the fact us dwarves cut an entire mile of forest.

Us dwarves won, but about 500 dwarves fell in battle.

[Rethi-Eli]

We're actors!

Tragedians!

Players!

Tragedians!

Performers of the finest breed!

Two dwarves simultaneously take swigs of their drinks, and frown.

This isn't what we wanted!

No, not at all!

We wanted Dwarven Rumwine!

I thought we wanted Dwarven Winerum!

Don't be stupid, we wanted Rumwine and we got Winerum!

That's what I said.

Well then we wanted Winerum and got Rumwine!

That's also what I said.

The two dwarves start arguing.

[TankKit]

Suddenly, a certain bobcat enters the the tavern again. "HELLO ELFY! I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"

[Asin]

We're actors!

Tragedians!

Players!

Tragedians!

Performers of the finest breed!

Two dwarves simultaneously take swigs of their drinks, and frown.

This isn't what we wanted!

No, not at all!

We wanted Dwarven Rumwine!

I thought we wanted Dwarven Winerum!

Don't be stupid, we wanted Rumwine and we got Winerum!

That's what I said.

Well then we wanted Winerum and got Rumwine!

That's also what I said.

The two dwarves start arguing.

Sulus: You lot, calm down!
I last heard Rumwine and I gave you Rumwine!
*sighs*
So, you are actors, eh?
What plays have you two done?

Suddenly, a certain bobcat enters the the tavern again. "HELLO ELFY! I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"

Sulus: I suggest running.