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[Rethi-Eli]

I think I'm about done with the whole business. I've seen men torn apart by the undead, eaten by those damned elves, and murdered by things ya wouldn't even believe exist. I'm thinkin' about just settlin' down, perhaps runnin' a tavern like yerself. It's a mess out there, and I'm through with it. This oughta cover the cost of my drink.

Unknown goblin mercenary drops several copper coins on the table.

You've seen some shit too, I can tell by yer eyes. You've fought. You know what I'm talkin' about. Where did you fight?

[Asin]

Sulus: Amberarm. The mountainhome.
Damn elves killed and ate a quarter of my men.
They had giant tigers. Oh, lord, the giant tigers.
What have you seen?
What things exist that I would not believe in?

[TankKit]

"Meow, when I was a kid my entire family got their entire body slowly boiled, before having all the limbs chopped off, being skinned, and eaten by the elves! Then I did it to them!" He sounds way too cheery about it to be sane.

[Asin]

Sulus: By the gods...

[TankKit]

"Meow, I know right?"

[Asin]

Sulus: Anything to drink, Mr. Bobcat?
...
Do you have a name?

[TankKit]

"Mr. Meowsers is my name, and I'll have normal beer thanks." He pays you enough for 1 large mug of beer.

[Asin]

Sulus: *gets Mr. Meowsers some beer*

Enjoy.
Finest brew of beer you'll ever have.

[TankKit]

"M-Thanks!" He pours something that looks suspicously like blood into the mug, before starting to drink.

[Asin]

Sulus:
...
What's with the red stuff?
That blood?

[TankKit]

"Meow, it's Elf Blood! Because Fuck elves!"

[Asin]

Sulus: Hmm...
Well-spoken.

[TankKit]

"Meow, yeah I-... I SMELL ELF BLOOD" He dashes out of the tavern, and all you hear is the terrified screams of elves, while Mr. Meowsers sings a.. different, version of Jingle Bells.

[Asin]

Sulus: ...
*cleans some mugs*

[Rethi-Eli]

The goblin mercenary watches silently, eyes darting from the bobcat to Sulus.

Anyways... You ever seen a titan? I've fought a couple of 'em. Most of 'em are nightmarish, but easy to put in the ground. One, however, escaped.

A giant blob, made of steel. Left deadly dust in its wake. I was the only survivor of the contingent sent to kill the thing. Saw men die faster than flies trapped in honey. It was a goddamn nightmare...

Anyways, thanks for the brew. The name's Lozuk. It's been good talkin' to ya.