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[Puppyguard]

The slug pushes the miner's right arm, but because it weighs so much it actually breaks his right arm.
It tries to break the window again at 2mph.

[crazyabe]

The miner Throws the salt in front of the slug (which although slow is moving too quickly to stop.) and picks up a salt shaker.

[DolosusDoleus]

The unnamed elven adventurer grabs the wooden bow off of his back, and shoots the slug in the other eye, pinning the stalk to the wall.
"You're welcome."

[Puppyguard]

The slug, now blind, begins thrashing around violently, until it touches the salt chunk by accident, which it begins to shrivel up,until all that remains is shriveled slug.

[TankKit]

"Eh, never understood the problem the rest of ya' have with eating corpses. It's not like the dead need their bodies.

Mr. Cat, I don't know who you are, and if you mean to intimidate me you're failing rather miserably."

*takes a swig of sunshine*

"I'll buy you a drink if you stop making a fool of yourself, alright?"

Mr Meowsers proceeds to step to the side, revealing roughly 200 undead, before pulling a slab out of his cloak and smiling. "Sick'im." All of the various undead charge the elf.

[Rethi-Eli]

Unknown Dwarf Adventurer enters the tavern.

Unknown Dwarf Adventurer looks around.

Unknown Dwarf Adventurer briskly exits, not making eye contact with anyone.

[crazyabe]

the miner looks up, annoyed, before dragging the slug out, muttering about the overseer reassigning him.

[Puppyguard]

An exceptionally short(short by dwarf standards anyway.) brown recluse spider man enters the tavern
He sits down at a chair in a corner, he appears to be missing one of his arms, a stub in its place.
He doesn't seem concerned about the 200 undead.

[DolosusDoleus]

Unnamed Elven Adventurer: "Huh. I'm not quite sure how you managed to keep them all hidden."

*gulps down the rest of the mug, unsheathing an adamantine sword as he does so*

"Let's dance kitty. Your move."

[Puppyguard]

The Brown recluse spider man jumps onto the bobcat and grabs his slab!
With his legendary wrestling skill he easily steals the slab!
He leaps off the bobcat through the doorway and sprints into the countryside.

[TankKit]

Every single undead and Mr. Meowser attack unamed elven adventurer, but because there is so many of them only a few can attack at a time, they still manage to severely scratch nearly every spot on unamed elven adventurer's body.

[Asin]

Sulus: Calm down, the lot of ya!

[Rethi-Eli]

Lor Wallcrested, Spine of Steel, God of blacksmiths and warfare, descends into the tavern.

Brave fighters, cease your warring! You are all the greatest fighters ever to have lived! You shall now become gods of warfare yourselves!

Lor Wallcrested grants demigodhood unto all those in the tavern before departing!

[Puppyguard]

A golden dragon rips the roof of the tavern off, and breathes holy fire into the tavern burning undead, but not harming the living.
after it is done, it eats the bobcat and replaces the roof, then flies off.

[TankKit]

A golden dragon rips the roof of the tavern off, and breathes holy fire into the tavern burning undead, but not harming the living.
after it is done, it eats the bobcat and replaces the roof, then flies off.

((... Small problem with that. I'm now a god.)) The Bobcat War God crushes the dragon's skull with a single hit, because he is a War God.