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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 11431 times)

Asin

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The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« on: December 24, 2016, 05:21:25 pm »
Greetings. I'm Sulus Crescentcrown, veteran of the First Elf-Dwarven War and the barkeep of this place. I've got
plenty of booze, food, and rooms for the weary. I serve anybody, except elves. I've experienced horrors like you wouldn't believe.


(OOC: My third shopkeeper!
Links to the other two:

Asin: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160785.0

Stulu: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=161908.0

Appearance of Sulus: A dwarf with a slightly gruff voice. His long hair is raw umber with flecks of gray. His skin is dark peach. His eyes are jade. His beard has 5 braids down the middle of it.)
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 08:27:55 pm »
Anyone there?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2016, 07:33:25 am »
Out of curiosity, why are you making these? Is it so you can get info for a future forum game or something?
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2016, 07:37:14 am »
(Mainly because they had not been done much before.
Don't worry. This'll be the last one for now.)
« Last Edit: August 26, 2017, 05:18:27 pm by Asin »
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2017, 12:57:58 pm »
(Sorry for a double post and bump, but hello?)
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2017, 10:39:13 pm »
An enraged elephant man busts down the door with a dwarf who's head was punched off. His skin is gray. His eyes are black. He is muscular. He charges at the tavern keeper.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2017, 10:43:56 pm »
Sulus: Oh, for the love of...
*grabs his steel spear and stabs the elephant man in the lower body, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!*

Calm down, you humongous half-wit!
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2017, 11:09:24 pm »
The elephant man looks sick! The Elephant man has become even more enraged! The Elephant man grabs the tavern keeper by the steel spear!
The elephant man struggles for the steel spear! The elephant man gains possession of the steel spear!
The elephant man plows through a wall and runs off with the steel spear...
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2017, 11:12:24 pm »
Sulus: Well, shit...
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2017, 10:22:55 pm »
Hello there, shopkeeper! Have thee any iron mauls in stock? If not, an iron mace will certainly do. I'll pay up to 800 dwarfbucks for the former, the latter I'll pay 600 for.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2017, 10:43:08 pm »
Sulus: I'm a tavern keeper, lad.
If you are trading, go somewhere else.
You want anything to drink?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2017, 11:02:00 pm »
Hmm. Most tavern keepers tend to keep a small selection of weapons. Of course, I'm fine without said weapons, but I might have a little extra in store for you if you could procure them for me. For now, however, a bit of Dwarven Wine would certainly be wonderful. How much for two flagons?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 11:03:14 pm »
Sulus: 4 copper.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 11:07:07 pm »
Wonderful! This was a profitable exchange for the both of us. Rest assured that I will return. And remember, if you happen to procure and iron maul, I'd buy it for twice the standard price.

Best of luck, barkeep.
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 11:08:49 pm »
Sulus: Farewell.
Wait, hang on.

*pulls out an iron maul*
Had this in the war.

...

Take it.
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