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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 11414 times)

Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2017, 11:14:35 pm »
Unknown human traveler's eyes light up.

Marvelous! Please, take this as a token of my gratitude.

You receive bull shark leather pouch!

I will most certainly return to your fine establishment. May the gods bring prosperity to thee.

Unknown human departs.
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2017, 11:16:40 pm »
Sulus: What a nice lad.
I'm sure he'll do something good with himself...
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2017, 02:11:02 am »
In the distance a scream is heard and a dwarven villager's unidentifiable head flies into the tavern.
With a grunt, the enraged elephant man punches another villager's head off and charges into the tavern again.
He appears to be breaking everything in sight, and begins charging the tavern keeper!
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2017, 08:00:03 am »
Sulus: *grabs a few mugs and throws them at the elephant man's head!*

*Neither miss!*
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2017, 08:53:44 am »
"MEOW!!!!" Suddenly, a dwarf sized sentient bobcat comes into the picture, throwing a rock at the elephant man's leg with his Legendary throwing skill, breaking the bone in the leg.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2017, 08:55:08 am »
Sulus: Damn!
Uh, thank you, Mr. or Mrs. Bobcat...
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2017, 09:24:41 am »
"MEOW ME- Ahem, YOUR WELCOME!"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2017, 09:27:27 am »
Sulus: Thirsty?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2017, 09:32:05 am »
"Meo- I mean yes."
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2017, 09:36:14 am »
Sulus: What drink do ya want?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2017, 09:51:27 am »
"Meo- GODAMNIT, WHY CAN'T I STOP MYSELF FROM MEOWING!? Ugh, anyway, do you have any beer?"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2017, 09:52:34 am »
Sulus: Yes.
What beer would you like?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2017, 10:45:55 am »
"Me-Any beer."
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2017, 11:14:27 am »
Unknown goblin mercenary enters.

What's happened here? Smashed mugs, bloodied elephantman... what kinda establishment are ya running here? Eh, well, it makes no difference to me. I'll have a bit of the ole' Sewer Brew to keep the gears turnin', if ya have any.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2017, 11:21:33 am »
Sulus: A weird one.

*pours some sewer brew*
So, what brings ya to my tavern?
Waiting for someone to hire ya?
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