Assassinate the leader of the enemy army.
[1] He has a VERY large group of bodyguards around him. You tried anyway.
-1 town
RESPAWN?Use my latest sacrifice, aka sosoku, to call upon the power of the entity fill the area with otherworldly and dark mist, before resuming my path of slaughter and sacrifice.
[5] The Entity accepts, filling the area with a dark mist. You call upon your blood rage again, and start slaughtering all
-10 town
-10 enemies
Have my daemon soldiers start mass sacrificing both townies and enemies, use those to summon the Infernal Vizier and have it fight the the Cthulhu I MEAN UH... Dustan Hache!
[6] Your daemons kill a bunch of people, but the Infernal Vizier requires a more powerful sacrifice to be summoned. . . Your daemons gladly give themselves to summon him.
-5 daemons
+1 Infernal Vizier
I and my ten thralls will feast on the enemy tonight! Crfeate more thralls and encourage an atmosphere of terror among the enemy.
[6]" We shall
feast tonight my brethren!" You dive into the enemy, drinking your fill. A few of your thrall a are killed, but you get a few back, so you have a net loss of 2. Also, the enemy are fucking
terrified. -2 thralls
-6 enemies
Cycle charge the enemy.
((sorry but I'm not quite sure what you mean by cycle charge))
[3] either way, you kill some enemies. In the fashion that you wished. Whatever that may have been
-5 enemies
Modify the revolver to feed from a box of ammunition.
[5] Your revolver now has a clip size of 50!!
Respawn. Build an assembly line producing those really irritating droids that go "Roger Roger", only with automatic weapons.
[4] You start producing robots! The number of robots has yet to be determined.
roger rogerinvent a new type of weapon so deadly I can kill every one with a pull of the trigger
[2] nope, sorry
Time for my drug empire to take a more sinister turn.
Start pushing drugs on the lower ranking recruits. Start pushing drugs on the enemy's kids. If any of the peons try to stop me, use my hired muscle to teach em a lesson. If anyone of the higher ups tries to stop me, retreat for the moment, but have my muscle cut off the head of his mount and leave it in his bed while they are sleeping.
Also, get some of the weirder shit running around hooked on crack. Battledroids if possible.
[2] You aren't successful with any of that, but your regular crack business is still booming! So you still have that at least.
-20 enemies
I kill everything.
[2] Afraid not
Use my power as the bunny king to convince the enemy animals to change sides
[3] Some if the enemies horses join your cause!
-20 enemies
+20 town
make an artificial solution to hydrate myself
You already had an action this turn silly!
And now the more game breaking posts
SET THE WATER IN THE ATMOSPHERE ON FIRE. BURN ALL OF THE WORLD'S WATER (or at least all of it that is exposed to non-arid air or water). ALL SHALL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH FROM DEHYDRATION AND FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE APOCALYPSE.
[4] Well. That happens.
-1304 town
-5438 enemies
Luckily, KiwiOui's robots replace everything.
+1304 Robo-town
+5438 Robo-enemies
-10 Robo-town for autonomous death toll
Robo-town: 1294
Robo-enemies:5432
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