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[ATHATH]

Respawn. Build an assembly line producing those really irritating droids that go "Roger Roger", only with automatic weapons.

you bastard. You heartless bastard.

Somebody please stop him before he produces something that can survive the coming apocalypse!

[S34N1C]

SET THE WATER IN THE ATMOSPHERE ON FIRE. BURN ALL OF THE WORLD'S WATER (or at least all of it that is exposed to non-arid air or water). ALL SHALL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH FROM DEHYDRATION AND FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE APOCALYPSE.

>roll 5
>gg guys games over

God I don't know what I'll do if you roll something good.

[KiwiOui]

Worry not, for Roger Roger has no need for petty hydration. We shall weather the storm, and survivors will fear our call.
Roger Roger...

[Poohbah]

invent a new type of weapon so deadly I can kill every one with a pull of the trigger

[ATHATH]

invent a new type of weapon so deadly I can kill every one of those battle droids with a pull of the trigger

FIFY.

[helmacon]

Time for my drug empire to take a more sinister turn.

Start pushing drugs on the lower ranking recruits. Start pushing drugs on the enemy's kids. If any of the peons try to stop me, use my hired muscle to teach em a lesson. If anyone of the higher ups tries to stop me, retreat for the moment, but have my muscle cut off the head of his mount and leave it in his bed while they are sleeping.
Also, get some of the weirder shit running around hooked on crack. Battledroids if possible.

[Imic]

I kill everything.

[ziizo]

Use my power as the bunny king to convince the enemy animals to change sides

[Ozarck]

SET THE WATER IN THE ATMOSPHERE ON FIRE. BURN ALL OF THE WORLD'S WATER (or at least all of it that is exposed to non-arid air or water). ALL SHALL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH FROM DEHYDRATION AND FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE APOCALYPSE.

>roll 5
>gg guys games over

God I don't know what I'll do if you roll something good.

You have fallen for one of the classic blunders - not the land war in Asia one, and not getting involvd with a Sicilian when death is on the line, but "make an rtd with specific goals and a minimalist style." Natuarlly, half your players will try to break the game. (ruining it for everyone else, of course, but hey, at least someone is having fun).

[S34N1C]

SET THE WATER IN THE ATMOSPHERE ON FIRE. BURN ALL OF THE WORLD'S WATER (or at least all of it that is exposed to non-arid air or water). ALL SHALL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH FROM DEHYDRATION AND FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE APOCALYPSE.

>roll 5
>gg guys games over

God I don't know what I'll do if you roll something good.

You have fallen for one of the classic blunders - not the land war in Asia one, and not getting involvd with a Sicilian when death is on the line, but "make an rtd with specific goals and a minimalist style." Natuarlly, half your players will try to break the game. (ruining it for everyone else, of course, but hey, at least someone is having fun).

INCONCEIVABLE *sigh* I know.

[KiwiOui]

Eh, even if it does happen, Battle Droids will still live. Droid Town vs. Droid Army could happen.
Pros: Battle Droids
Cons: Battle Droids

[ATHATH]

Eh, even if it does happen, Battle Droids will still live. Droid Town vs. Droid Army could happen.
Pros: Battle Droids
Cons: Battle Droids

I vote for this idea to become the sequel to this game (if there will be one) if I destroy everything.

[S34N1C]

Eh, even if it does happen, Battle Droids will still live. Droid Town vs. Droid Army could happen.
Pros: Battle Droids
Cons: Battle Droids

I vote for this idea to become the sequel to this game (if there will be one) if I destroy everything.

Noted. Sounds pretty cool actually. We'll see what happens in the morning

[KiwiOui]

I honestly didn't expect this. Wow. One one hand, 'wut', on the other hand...
Roger, Roger, Roger Dodger!

[Poohbah]

make an artificial solution to hydrate myself