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[Coolrune206]

"Excellent choice, my king. That idiot was endangering my pla- I mean, endangering the kingdom- I mean, the only person able to make floodgates! Yes! Now, let's see what we can do about this empty treasury."

The drunken king SHOULD have no issue raising taxes just a little bit... right? If he's still not drunk enough to raise them, then give him more booze.

I now single-handedly rule the kingdom, all through plump helmet wine.

[NJW2000]

"Hmph! Looks like we'll have to deal with that usurping fool! But first, I'll take on the levies' problems!"


Get local levies to travel to various parts of the kingdom and dispense experience and knowledge, while filling in the gaps created here with a volunteer farmhands and layabouts. Also, promise nearby bandit princes, sorcerors and petty royalty of small kingdoms, all that, rulership as a kingdom noble if they can retake the county they wish to rule from the rebels.

((Did I cause the cult or the rebels, btw?))

[crazyabe]

I attempt to Start a Mage's Guild in my tower

[Nirur Torir]

((Did I cause the cult or the rebels, btw?))

((The cult was your doing. The rebellion was mostly the lack of alcohol, which also helped with the cult rising up.))

[crazyabe]

"hiss, Locki, I can give you some powder that will make most things into slade, if I
give it to you would you endorce a mage's union?"

[Nosaneinme]

{2} King Roland locks Locke into a workshop with three months of food and water, and demands slade floodgates if he wants to live.
Locke has one turn to live!

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Explain to King, that I need team of assistant then begin work make the Floodgates

"hiss, Locki, I can give you some powder that will make most things into slade, if I
give it to you would you endorce a mage's union?"

"Good, I need help can get"

"What is Mage Union, It sound like guild to me

[crazyabe]

"they are basicly the same thing I was just using the term used most often in my homeland."

[BFEL]

"Hmph! Looks like we'll have to deal with that usurping fool! But first, I'll take on the levies' problems!"


Get local levies to travel to various parts of the kingdom and dispense experience and knowledge, while filling in the gaps created here with a volunteer farmhands and layabouts. Also, promise nearby bandit princes, sorcerors and petty royalty of small kingdoms, all that, rulership as a kingdom noble if they can retake the county they wish to rule from the rebels.

((Did I cause the cult or the rebels, btw?))

Ah, Sir Biscuits. Taking the levies on a tour are we? I have something of a counter proposal. You see, the land I hail from, Undermoon, is rather familiar with lycanthropy. A condition you may or may not have noticed has taken hold amongst the men. Without...guidance in this new chapter in their lives, I fear they may be more harm then good.

Luckily though, we have long since civilized the lycans who make their homes around Undermoon, and it would be trivial to do so with the levies.
So trivial in fact, that we might want to make it a requirement of our soldiers.

[Nosaneinme]

"they are basicly the same thing I was just using the term used most often in my homeland."

"I approve, anything to save this economy"


Locke get the help of New mage union

[crazyabe]

I hand Locke the "Into slade powder"
"Just remember, It turns anything not made of glass or gold into Slade, and that includes you so you'd best get carving a wooden flood gate to pour this on."

[NJW2000]

Ah, Sir Biscuits. Taking the levies on a tour are we? I have something of a counter proposal. You see, the land I hail from, Undermoon, is rather familiar with lycanthropy. A condition you may or may not have noticed has taken hold amongst the men. Without...guidance in this new chapter in their lives, I fear they may be more harm then good.

Luckily though, we have long since civilized the lycans who make their homes around Undermoon, and it would be trivial to do so with the levies.
So trivial in fact, that we might want to make it a requirement of our soldiers.

"Well, you start a program doing that then. But lycanthropy never ends well. I've seen good men die, from becoming terrible beasts many times their original size, in a small room like a privy,  or under a sharp object or in a boat or something, and dying in horrible ways. Then there's the whole blood-crazed monster thing. Terrible business, really."

[Harry Baldman]

Bid a fond farewell to the wonderful folks at Undermoon and move on to the next neighboring country (that isn't the Empire of Unending Evil). Gotta do a full tour, you know.

[penguinofhonor]

I declare a crusade to retake the kingdom. "Anyone who wants to be truly honored in the eyes of the gods, take up arms and reclaim our lands. They have blessed King Roland with our crown, and we cannot let traitors defy their will."

((Also do I have command of any priests as high priestess or would I have to hire some?))

[Nirur Torir]

((Also do I have command of any priests as high priestess or would I have to hire some?))

((Nobody started with minions. If you want them, you'll need to spend some organizing them better.))

[BFEL]

((Also do I have command of any priests as high priestess or would I have to hire some?))

((Nobody started with minions. If you want them, you'll need to spend some organizing them better.))

((Didn't I start with a retinue of berserkers? ))

"Well, you start a program doing that then. But lycanthropy never ends well. I've seen good men die, from becoming terrible beasts many times their original size, in a small room like a privy,  or under a sharp object or in a boat or something, and dying in horrible ways. Then there's the whole blood-crazed monster thing. Terrible business, really."

Fear not, the training of Undermoon accounts for all your concerns, I assure you this.

Train the lycanthropic levies to control and unleash the beast within them.