Be sure to read end of round for important character developments!
+1 mad scillz
Average Citizen would bash the shark off his shield and quickly run out the Pawnshop. His main focus would be survival, not fighting sharks.
(5+1)Average does an extraordinary bash and slash! Shark head goes one way, shark body goes the other! Time to lolgtfo (6)Average demonstrates he's no hereo, and high-tails it outta there he mmuscles throough the crowds, and tosses a (1) old man to the sharks! Average makes it to the promenade and the concession stands. Dorothy who?
+1 Lckook
Back-flip off the balcony! Close my eyes while doing it so it becomes a luck based roll!
(6+1) AMPMPAMDD backflips right off thebalcony, into the stadium below. Perfect shallow water dive! Sharks give it a 8.9, 9.2, and 9.1! Harsh judges! AMPMPAMDD is now in waist high water near the Generic Sports Team entrance to the field! No Shark this round for awesomeness of scene! And because you are now in Extra Trouble.
Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz
Find an helicopter!
(1) No helicopter. Worse, chainsaw stalls!
(6)uh oh, shark attack! (1) it eat your weapon though, not your head. So lucky. Man, dese sharks will eat anything!
Get the shark off my pants, and run.
Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts
(3+1 v 4) Allie backs away from shark, shark swims toward Allie. Bitey bitey, look out!
Ooh you got lucky. Some kraykray just rode away on your shark! No time to run this round, though.
New character:
Name: Kraykray Stuffins
+1 to krazy stuntz!
Find a shark and jump onto its back. Tame it and make it my loyal steed!
(5+1) Damn, that's Kraykray! You see Allie's trouble and somersault surf that shark right over the rail. Elegant sharkrider splash!
Punch thru teh sahrk's bely and get mah kamra bak! Thenn jump away frum Guy's shoppppp
(3) you punch the shark, but fail to get teh camra! (6) you run to the concessions with the crowds!
Roll for balcony crash (6) balcony crash hard, creating massive wave in all directions. Time to roll for damages:
in the waterAMPMPAMDD: (3) swept away across the field
sharkrider kray kray: (5-1) surfing fail! taking an injury to the (3) arm - broken wrist, lose one (1) sharkmount!
on teh balconyAllie: (3) fall with the rubble, sharks on all sides.
Bubby: (3) same as Allie
Buddy: (6) everyone else gets close ups, but buddeh gets long distance full body shot. Large chunk of concrete splatter billeh everywhere! you are dead! new character Y/N? yu post just in time, while I was making the turn. Sad death ends on cutting room floor. let's see how yU fare on promenade!
at the concessionsBilleh: (6) Shark wave sweep you down stairwell into sharkfrenzy! you are dead! new cahracter Y/N?
Average Citizen: (6) Old woman angered at loss of husband pushes you into sharkwave! You are dead! New cahracter Y/N?
Buddy: (4) sharkwave catches you and slams you against a wall! (6) ouch! you are knocked unconscious and swept into a stairwell! What? No unconscious peepulz in the roundz, that' no fun. Let's see how you do ... (5) oh lucky! you wake up gasping and spitting out water. Head hurtz like a mofo, though! you are trapped in a stairwell filling with water!
If I forgot you, you were off screen for this scene and find yourself on the promenade or in the rubble below.
Round five score sharks:2
rubble:1 peepul: sharkride and awesome backflip swan dive!
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