please place your character name and bonus in your posts so the gm might remember them. Or not, it's okay, sharks will eat you without asking your name! they are ruud laik dat!
Flip off Guy. Real men don't hide behind other real men!
(5) you flip off Guy with your good arm, and spray him with blood from your stump!
(1) No shark for yuu!
Run like a little nancyboy, come up with a better plan
(5+1) Covered in Alfred blud, y'all done run like a nancyboi. you come oop wit a brilliant plan: Run leik a Man - to cover! Dodge skiesherks and find weppons!
(6) Sherk assist u in running by slamming into u from behind! (4) It eet you but good. You Are Dead! New character y/n?
Hmm...This disguise won't work forever. What now?
Nolin thinks hard, grimacing, before finally recalling detailed information that he read on wikipedia that one time.
Research indicates that sharks will avoid an area when they smell chemical released by dead and dying sharks. Six chemicals were synthesized from shark glands and tissues and used in experiments. Sharks immediately reacted once they detected these chemicals. To quote a 2004 Associated Press article, "Fisherman and scientists have long noted sharks stay away if they smell a dead shark."[3]
Grab a nearby weapon and slice/dice/shoot a nearby shark to kill it! Then bathe in its internal juices to keep the other sharks away!
This plan is sure to work!
(2) you throw a discarded paper cup at a shark skidding down the stairs! It doesn't work!
(2) you fail to bathe in it's internal juices. It skids right by you, going ubbadu ubbaddu ubbaddu ubb.
Name: Average Citizen
teh mad skillz
Knowing he cannot fight skarks all at once, Average Citizen would look for a pawn shop to find weapons
((lol basic cataclysm tactics))
(5) You find a pawn shop! In a sport stadium! In a tornado! Surrounded by Sharks! good job, Dorothy! (5) It crashes into the balcony, several seating sections away! Many average citizens die! Toto hides in your picinik basket! (1) Tornado Pawn Shop
TM Clears the air of sherks nearby! one round reprieve for PCs! Except the dead one!
Hit the shark with my shark!
(5+1 v 4)Your shark bite other shark but good! uther shark join giggling sherk over railing! Now for shark bite hand that weild it roll! (1) nau wai! It stay firm in yer hand!
Do a 360 with my +1 to crazuh stuntz and kick a shark
(4+1) ubbadu ubbadu ubbadu -KICK- weeee! Shark number tree ova dah railz! holy carp! Yu guyz iz gud at dis! No Sharks for You!
Event!Mass panic ensues! people fighting to flee to sheltur1! Going out through promenade will be much the tricky! being not trampled will be hard!
Event!Tornado Pawn Shop
TM Clears skiez nearby for one(1) turn. Tornado Pawn Shop
TMLands intact on balcony! balcony stable for naow, though stress from crash not good for health! Guy in shop offering half price discounts on cameras!
Tern score Sherknado: one(1) eeten people many (?) squished peeple!
people: two(2) sherks ove da railz! Pawn shop get! Mass exodus get
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