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[Ozarck]

The city is flooded. A tornado is sweeping through. Sharks are falling out of the sky! It's a bad day for you and your buddies to be at a sports event.

pick a bonus:
teh smartz - +1 to jeenyus plans
teh mad sckihlz: +1 to crazuh stuntz
teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Feel free to name your sharkbait. I might even remember the name and the bonus.
sometimes.

[conein]

NAME: BUBBY

HAS GOT MAD SHCELZ

[Sl4cker]

Name: Alfred McProtagonistMcPlotArmorMcDoesn'tDie

He has teh lcuk

[Andres]

Name: Teh Chick

Has teh lcukc

[Aslandus]

Naem: Guy Gyson

Has teh smartz

[Megggas]

Name: Nolin P. Colins

Got teh smartz

[Ozarck]

The field is covered in an inch and a half of water, but the players stoutly carry on. until the Huckster for the Bluegobbles loses her head to a falling shark. While Bubby, Alfred, Teh Chick, Guy, and Nolin all stand and throw their arms in the air as part of the Wave going around the first level of balconies, a scream goes up from the crowds and people are pointing skyward. Incoming! Better dodge!

[Aslandus]

Use the guy next to me as a shield to block the sharks

[Sl4cker]

Flip off the sharks.

[Megggas]

"Quick! Everyone hide!"

I have to act quickly and think of a clever plan to make sure these sharks don't come after me, but what can I do....Wait, of course!  It's so obvious!

Fall face down onto the ground and act like a jellyfish.

[wipeout1024]

Name: Allie
Bonus:teh mad sckihlz
Find a weapon, and cover.

[HavingPhun]

Name: Billeh
Bonus: teh mad luckc

"Don't worry everyhwone" he slobbers a bit "Billeh! Teh brave! Teh bold! Has been in thris situation many times."

We are in the stands of a stadium? If so, roll down the stairway. Otherwise, Run!

[Ozarck]

Use the guy next to me as a shield to block the sharks

(3)Guy grabs Alfred and hides behind him! Sharks are up there, bruh!
(1) Neh sherks 4 U!

Flip off the sharks.

(3) Alfred flips off a shark! (5-1) et eets heez arm! He hav one (1) arm left!

"Quick! Everyone hide!"

I have to act quickly and think of a clever plan to make sure these sharks don't come after me, but what can I do....Wait, of course!  It's so obvious!

Fall face down onto the ground and act like a jellyfish.

(6+1) Nolan drops to the deck and flops like a (jelly)fish. Gud werk, Spongebub!
(1) Shork confused! Falls over rail laughing. I didn't kow sharkscould laff.

Name: Allie
Bonus:teh mad sckihlz
Find a weapon, and cover.

(6+1) Allie hidez behind der shark! She haz attained one (1) shark! Swing, batter, swing!
(4 v. 3+1) it's a sharkmate!

Name: Billeh
Bonus: teh mad luckc

"Don't worry everyhwone" he slobbers a bit "Billeh! Teh brave! Teh bold! Has been in thris situation many times."

We are in the stands of a stadium? If so, roll down the stairway. Otherwise, Run!

Yu are on the first balcony level of the stands. Now for rolling down the stairs ...
(4) Billeh roll to bottom of stairs,, rite up aganst the railing!
(1) laughing sherk fall right in front of yew! what a sight!

Score for tern wun: Sharknado: one(1) arm! people: One (1) sharkbat!

[Sl4cker]

Flip off Guy. Real men don't hide behind other real men!

[Aslandus]

Run like a little nancyboy, come up with a better plan