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Author Topic: Sharknado! the RTD  (Read 12642 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2015, 02:09:55 pm »

"Of corse I'm in the pwn shop, that's were my brodder towld meee to meat him ef shit wint doun. Y he iz runnink shop now I dun't kno."
Do a sik flippp across teh shopp. Taek pictuers ov efferybuddy!

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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2015, 02:19:43 pm »

Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz

Go outside, and when there is a shark flying at me with his mouth open, fly into him with my chainsaw  in from of me and then destroy it by inside and then get out of it by slashing the skin open. And whith a chick in my hand.
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2015, 03:58:22 pm »

Let go of the railing and fall onto the shark with my mighty fist outstretched toward it for maximum damage!
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2015, 09:19:11 pm »

((I'll try to wait til at least five players post between updates. So, one more of you, post!))

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« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2015, 01:21:14 am »

"Darn it!"

Attempt to buy a sword and shield
(6) Lidku uhhhh, Dorothy gets an authentic medieval swaord and sheild! They were very expensive. Dorothy haz no moneez left.
(6 v 3+1+sword+shield) Shark crash through ceiling, and land on Dorothy. Dorothy pinned beneath shield. Shark gnashing at shield! Toto eaten!

"Of corse I'm in the pwn shop, that's were my brodder towld meee to meat him ef shit wint doun. Y he iz runnink shop now I dun't kno."
Do a sik flippp across teh shopp. Taek pictuers ov efferybuddy!
(6+1) Teh sikkest! Yu get pictures of guy falling to hiz death in sharkwater, and shark falling on swordguy! And lots of corpses under shop! (3) and inside of Shark belly! Hey, u just bot that camera, get it back!

Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz

Go outside, and when there is a shark flying at me with his mouth open, fly into him with my chainsaw  in from of me and then destroy it by inside and then get out of it by slashing the skin open. And whith a chick in my hand.
(4) here come de shark! (4+1 + chainsaw!) You dive right in! Passersby are horrified! Yu cut out from inside! How bloody! (1) No chick 4 you! So close! Almost win teh game!

Let go of the railing and fall onto the shark with my mighty fist outstretched toward it for maximum damage!
(1) This goes as well as can be expected. Sharks eat yu! You are ded! new character Y/N?

Round four score!
Sharks: 1 crazy guy, 1 camera. Yum.
Peepulz: 1 chainsawed shark. Gross!

Event: Uh oh!
Better get offa de balcony. Pawn shop makin de creaky sounds. balcony makin de groanin and der crakken noizes.                     

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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2015, 01:30:15 am »

+1 mad scillz

Average Citizen would bash the shark off his shield and quickly run out the Pawnshop. His main focus would be survival, not fighting sharks.
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2015, 01:38:12 am »

+1 Lckook

Back-flip off the balcony! Close my eyes while doing it so it becomes a luck based roll!
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2015, 03:22:14 am »

Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz

Find an helicopter!
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2015, 03:28:48 am »

Get the shark off my pants, and run.
Allie
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2015, 09:05:37 am »

New character:
Name: Kraykray Stuffins
+1 to krazy stuntz!

Find a shark and jump onto its back.  Tame it and make it my loyal steed!
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2015, 09:43:41 am »

Punch thru teh sahrk's bely and get mah kamra bak! Thenn jump away frum Guy's shoppppp

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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2015, 10:35:30 am »

Be sure to read end of round for important character developments!
+1 mad scillz

Average Citizen would bash the shark off his shield and quickly run out the Pawnshop. His main focus would be survival, not fighting sharks.
(5+1)Average does an extraordinary bash and slash! Shark head goes one way, shark body goes the other! Time to lolgtfo (6)Average demonstrates he's no hereo, and high-tails it outta there he mmuscles throough the crowds, and tosses a (1) old man to the sharks! Average makes it to the promenade and the concession stands. Dorothy who?

+1 Lckook

Back-flip off the balcony! Close my eyes while doing it so it becomes a luck based roll!
(6+1) AMPMPAMDD backflips right off thebalcony, into the stadium below. Perfect shallow water dive! Sharks give it a 8.9, 9.2, and 9.1! Harsh judges! AMPMPAMDD is now in waist high water near the Generic Sports Team entrance to the field! No Shark this round for awesomeness of scene! And because you are now in Extra Trouble.

Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz

Find an helicopter!
(1) No helicopter. Worse, chainsaw stalls!
(6)uh oh, shark attack! (1) it eat your weapon though, not your head. So lucky. Man, dese sharks will eat anything!

Get the shark off my pants, and run.
Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts
(3+1 v 4) Allie backs away from shark, shark swims toward Allie. Bitey bitey, look out!
Ooh you got lucky. Some kraykray just rode away on your shark! No time to run this round, though.

New character:
Name: Kraykray Stuffins
+1 to krazy stuntz!

Find a shark and jump onto its back.  Tame it and make it my loyal steed!
(5+1) Damn, that's Kraykray! You see Allie's trouble and somersault surf that shark right over the rail. Elegant sharkrider splash!

Punch thru teh sahrk's bely and get mah kamra bak! Thenn jump away frum Guy's shoppppp
(3) you punch the shark, but fail to get teh camra! (6) you run to the concessions with the crowds!

Roll for balcony crash (6) balcony crash hard, creating massive wave in all directions. Time to roll for damages:

in the water
AMPMPAMDD: (3) swept away across the field
sharkrider kray kray: (5-1) surfing fail! taking an injury to the (3) arm - broken wrist, lose one (1) sharkmount!

on teh balcony
Allie: (3) fall with the rubble, sharks on all sides.
Bubby: (3) same as Allie
Buddy: (6) everyone else gets close ups, but buddeh gets long distance full body shot. Large chunk of concrete splatter billeh everywhere! you are dead! new character Y/N? yu post just in time, while I was making the turn. Sad death ends on cutting room floor. let's see how yU fare on promenade!

at the concessions
Billeh: (6) Shark wave sweep you down stairwell into sharkfrenzy! you are dead! new cahracter Y/N?
Average Citizen: (6) Old woman angered at loss of husband pushes you into sharkwave! You are dead! New cahracter Y/N?
Buddy: (4) sharkwave catches you and slams you against a wall! (6) ouch! you are knocked unconscious and swept into a stairwell! What? No unconscious peepulz in the roundz, that' no fun. Let's see how you do ... (5) oh lucky! you wake up gasping and spitting out water. Head hurtz like a mofo, though! you are trapped in a stairwell filling with water!

If I forgot you, you were off screen for this scene and find yourself on the promenade or in the rubble below.

Round five score
sharks:2
rubble:1 
peepul: sharkride and awesome backflip swan dive!

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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2015, 10:45:49 am »

Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz

stuped sherk, get inside it and get my chainsaw back, then do the same thing as before
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2015, 10:47:41 am »

Kraykray Stuffins
+1 to krazy stuntz!

Kraykray don't give up!  This time get onto TWO sharks and tame em both!  Double Shark Rider go!
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Re: Sharknado! the RTD
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2015, 11:46:32 am »

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz

Run upp teh stares! Use headake to discofer sykik powrz!
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