Outpost Pricetrades, Mid-Summer 203; 54 55 beardsA migrant wave ran into a pair of goblin ambushes. Everybody got inside safely except for a one-year-old child, who's been somehow dodging
everything two squads of speargoblins can stab at her. Vucar Holymanor is a skilled Dodger, competent Fighter, and adequate Armor User. If she survives to get inside the fort, she's going into my military once she becomes an adult.
Edit: Level 7 dodger. By the time she gets inside she's gonna be legendary, isn't she...? -puts on the Yakety Sax-
Edit2: Nope, wait, someone did get killed. Muthkat Boatwheel, a new migrant. Eh, nobody cares. And a beardling just got born, sooooooooo
Edit3: I'm 90% certain the reason Miss Vucar is doing so well is because she's too tiny for speargoblins to effectively attack her.
Edit4, 27th Malachite: She's flashing. She's frikkin' flashing like a legendary or an FB or any notable creature. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Edit5, 5th Galena: Fukkit. I'm sending in the marksdwarf that came with the last migrant wave.
6th Galena: Goddammit. There were goblins in the HFDP and the hunter walked right onto the bridge. Goddammit.
13th Galena: Okay. The ranger died in the HFDP, but the goblins finally got bored and wandered off, so Vucar managed to get inside. Good thing, too, because she's complaining of thirst.
Aaaaand a final edit:
Wait no no no I DIDN'T SEE THE "DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE" BEFORE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD <33333333 SHE IS GOING TO BE THE PERFECT SUPERSOLDIER WHEN SHE GROWS UP