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[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! They are all the seal of the Freemasons, though.

I wish to find a blob.

[Eschar]

It's an acid blob. And you aren't wearing gloves.

I wish for a pleasant afterlife.

[Mathel]

Granted. The afterlife is pleasant, but since you are immortal, you personaly will never reach it.

I wish to have a knife, the edge of which has radius 0.002μm, and which happens to be indestructible and undamageable.

[Eschar]

One day you trip and fall. (Again.) On the knife.

I wish for domesticated, gentle spiders.

[Ibid Straydrink]

One day you trip and fall. (Again.) On the knife.

I wish for domesticated, gentle spiders.

The spiders are gentle caretakers of humanity, prey on their malefactors and caring after every need, but taking an unhealthy interest in small children when all eyes are turned.

I wish raging isopods of of vengeance,

[King Zultan]

Granted, but as soon as they appear a fisherman captures them all and they get sold, cooked, and eaten.

I wish for a rage llama.

[Mathel]

Granted. The Llama of Rage appears in front of your house while you are inside. It is clearly marked as yours. It then goes on a rampage, killing the first human it sees, then searching for it's next target. By the time the military stops it, it has killed 747 people. You are sued for it, as it is clearly yours.

I wish for a for a llama repellent.

[pikachu17]

"I wish for a for a llama repellent."
Granted. Because of your wording, an insect repellent that llamas can use is made.

I wish that I could see subtitles whenever anybody speaks to me.

[Eschar]

They're in a language you don't understand. Turns out it's the eldritch language of Rlyeh and you slowly become insane.

I wish to be happy.

[Iris]

You are totally and perpetually happy due to the wise and benevolent guidance of Friend Computer. Trust Friend Computer. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by termination.

I wish for the perfect wish.

[Eschar]

It cannot exist in this world.

I wish for a world where ALL SHALL BE WELL, AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL

[Superdorf]

I wish for a snowglobe.

[Ibid Straydrink]

I wish for a snowglobe.

A dispute between Fiji and Iceland quickly escalates into a full blown war between major world powers, and as a result the entire globe is covered in snow at the onset of a nuclear winter.

I wish yellow snow tasted yellow.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. All colors have tastes now, and nothing tastes like it used to, because tastes are determined by color

I wish points from games are able to be converted to money

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. All colors have tastes now, and nothing tastes like it used to, because tastes are determined by color

I wish points from games are able to be converted to money

Granted. Currency inflates rapidly, and useful jobs that produce that goods that contribute to society are rapidly replaced by the universal equivalent to "Chinese gold farmer." While the market balances out for a time, within a couple of generations no one knows how to do anything useful, having been educated for gold farming. When the internet falls, civilization reorganizes itself as pay to win MMO.

I wish my gender was "cuddle slut."