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[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! You eat it and discover that you actually don't like lemons. How unfortunate.

I wish to obtain a nuclear wight's bane.

Granted. You gain a small, jerry-rigged breeder reactor, since everything is allergic to nuclear fire.

I wish the Scottish were anthropomorphic llamas.

[Mathel]

Granted. The Scottish, finding they were llamified get real crossed and invade your country to cut your head off.

I wish for a device that protects me from llamas and llama related effects.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it only protect from llamas and nothing else, which doesn't help you much when your surrounded by killer bees.

I wish Mathel wasn't surrounded by killer bees.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the bees begin to sprout cocoons that break out of their exoskeletons, shortly after the bees fall to the ground, drills can be seen cutt9ng through the Kak8nas. Matthiel is now surrounded by a swarm of Beedrill.

I wish people can communicate with Pokémon and don’t constantly force them to battle

[Mathel]

Granted. But the pokémon want to fight. Without people making pokémon fight for them, they grow restless. Soon, wild pokémon start fighting each other. Not caring for the environment, their moves start wrecking cities.

I wish for 5 Golems and an Abra to protect me from the Beedril.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. But the pokémon want to fight. Without people making pokémon fight for them, they grow restless. Soon, wild pokémon start fighting each other. Not caring for the environment, their moves start wrecking cities.

I wish for 5 Golems and an Abra to protect me from the Beedril.

Granted, but the Abra never wakes up.

I wish for a rundown on how a lamified Scottland would go about invading the USA, with all the fascinating details and logistics.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You and a Scotsman are teleported to the USA. You must run with the Scotsman while he invaded the country, recording all that occurs. Failure to record things will cause time to stop until you record the things you missed. You eventually forget how long it’s been since Scotland took over, you still run with the Scotsman who killed many, many people to allow for the Scottish insurgency to commence. You were there, recording as the US military was hacked and all information was transferred to Scotland, as well as control. The humans were killed by the planes, because of the control hacks. Those that weren’t killed were forced to learn Scottish and join New Scotland’s military. You are still required to record, until you die.

I wish for time travel shenanigans that don’t result in paradoxes

[King Zultan]

Granted, they don't create paradoxes as you instead end up in a completely different timeline every time you time travel, and to prevent there being two of you you merge with the version of you in that timeline, effectively murdering that version of you and if you travel again there is no longer a version of you in that dimension and it also has the added fun of never being able to return to your original timeline, also when you merge you get all of that versions memories as well as your own so eventually you will go insane from not knowing what happened to you or another version of you.

I wish for a clone war.

[Mathel]

Granted. The CloneMistress creates clones of the whole human population of Earth, except for herself. She trains these clones in all types of combat, then orders them to each kill their original if they are still alive. Otherwise help killing the nearest other original.

I wish there to be a malfunction in the cloning, causing the clones to be deathly allergic to original human blood.

[pikachu17]

Granted. If they get near Adam or Eve's blood, they will die.

I wish that the clones would rebel against CloneMistress, and become friends with humanity.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, in accomplishing this, humans are now paranoid regarding everything besides the clones.

I wish for Italian writing.

[Eschar]

A book in Italian appears before you. You don't understand Italian.

I wish for italic writing.

[King Zultan]

You could get a sign with italic writing on it and beat people with it.

An eggplant.

[Mathel]

Granted. The eggplant turns out to grow poisoned fruit.

I wish for plant eggs.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! All plants must now be grown via eggs. This has major repercussions - indeed, so major that civilization as we know it collapses from lack of tomatoes.

I wish to restore tomatoes to a tomato-deprived civilization.