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[Eschar]

It is. But nobody knows what you mean and thus they view you with distaste.

I wish I didn't have a gender and nobody noticed.

[Stirk]

Granted. You don't have anything anymore, you cease to exist entirely. How could anyone notice if you never existed?

I wish for $3.50.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. You don't have anything anymore, you cease to exist entirely. How could anyone notice if you never existed?

I wish for $3.50.

Granted. The meme is inserted.

I wish my toes were sentient, but not guaranteed rights, making them slaves for the popping.

[Craftsdwarf boi]

Your toe-slaves demand for civil rights and detached themselves from your foot, resulting in immense inconvenience, blood, and pain.
I wish for a copy of DF that is fully finished.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but no modern computer has enough memory to run it.

I wish for 666 eggs.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are delivered in a handbasket by a pit fiend. He then eats you.

I wish for eggs that are less evil.

[Naturegirl1999]

You didn’t specify how many, one bogeyman egg arrives at your door, the next day, you find two eggs, the day after that, 4. It seems each day the amount of eggs double. You don’t know how long it will be u til the bogeymen hatch. (Bogeymen are less evil then pit fiends according to this slab I found at a tower)

I wish for necromancy to be used for good instead of evil

[Lord_lemonpie]

The undead now till the earth and do your groceries. However, everywhere you go, you now have to endure the sight and stench of your mutilated, mindless, undead relatives. They also occasionally tend to bite, which is no fault of the Necromancers.

I wish for a working COVID-19 vaccine

[Eschar]

It can only be produced in small batches currently. So it is extremely expensive. And there is no way to effectively get it to even a few people who need it.

I wish for an pleasant life AND pleasant afterlife.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, your death is so unpleasant that you go stark raving mad.

I wish for a quoted bong orange.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! However, your death is so unpleasant that you go stark raving mad.

I wish for a quoted bong orange.

Granted. You bong oranges arrives, for which you pay $15, a few bucks above what you were quoted, and judging by the grin on the seller's face, he probably makes a tidy commission.

No, I wish that there was a hallucinogen with a severe "Mandela Effect"-like trip after which, you perceive yourself as reawakening in your own reality, and everything and everyone's great, and that I were on that trip right now.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. After waking up from your trip, you have immense trouble discerning what you experienced from reality. You become a raving madman, and an outcast from society.

I wish my sleep schedule was healthier

[Mathel]

Granted. Your new sleep schedule is incompatible with your job.

I wish for a lemon pie.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it expired last year.

I wish for a brand new lemon pie.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You eat it and discover that you actually don't like lemons. How unfortunate.

I wish to obtain a nuclear wight's bane.