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[Ultimuh]

Granted They are all located on the moon, good luck getting to them.



I wish for a portal to Mars, which can be activated with enough electrical power.
So I can sell it to NASA or whomever bids the highest.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have an empty arch in your house, which has a cable with an electric plug (american) attached to it. Whenever you try to plug it in, it blacks out your house.

The following text is inscribed in Futhark and in what you can measure truthful:
"Specifications: 1 way wormhole creation device
Voltage: 120V
Power: 120TW
Radius (external): 3m
Radius (internal): 2.5m
Thickness: 20cm

Destination: Geometrical center of Utopia Planitia

! WARNING!
If pressure around device is greater than pressure at destination, pressures will equalise."

Unfortunately, you can not find any buyers. And also, it seems to be graviticaly locked it's current position relative to Earths surface and can not be moved (not even by digging a hole under it).


I wish to have a blueprint for a reactor, that could be created with current human technology and can easily produce over 120TW of power while not unleashing dangerous radiation or getting hotter on the surface than 100°C.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted. However, while it can be created with current human technology it is by no means cheap to build. The design is also so bizarre and implausible that you are unable to receive the funding necessary to build it.

I wish for a robot monkey butler.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but after awhile it goes insane and kills you and several other people.

I wish for a zebra army.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, but after awhile it goes insane and kills you and several other people.

I wish for a zebra army.

Granted, but due to Zebras traits in general, as soon as anything resembling a battle breaks out your army breaks apart and runs.


I wish to be disciplined enough to reach my own goals.

[drilltooth]

Granted, Between the Drill Sergent Nasty, Sadist Teacher, and Dominatrix who have taken an interest in seeing your goals fulfilled, you will not Lack for Discipline.


I wish I didn't get rabbitholed every time I check Tvtropes

[Mathel]

Granted. You now get sucked into a into a (each time differen) crazy world every time you check TvTropes and have to go on a several days long quest to get back.

These worlds have mostly the same laws of physics as our world, but there are always slight differences. Time in those worlds and this always moves at the same speed.


I wish for a steel horse shaped golem.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it doesn't obey your commands and runs away.

I wish for a robot horse that obeys my commands.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted, but it corrupts everything you ask of it.

I wish for a hole in the head.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You get shot in the face.

I wish for kittens.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. There are probably some strays near where you live. Go get them if you want them.


I wish [insert generic wish here].

[Mathel]

Granted. You get overly specific corruption inserted into you.

I wish for a Ti6Al4V broadsword and a sheath for it, both visible only by me but touchable by anyone.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Both are inserted into you.

I wish for some Chinese Fried Dumplings, like, the good ones, not the stupid pot sticker kind.

[CABL]

Granted, but it's Chinese Cannibal Fried Dumplings: The meat in it is of human baby! Oh, and they're addictive, meaning that you've became a cannibal, and when the police catches you, you die in your lonely cage from kuru.

I wish for some delicious sushi with grilled tiger shrimps in them.

[RoseHeart]

Granted, it's the best you've ever had, but you don't seem to really care for it anymore.

I wish for a friendly dinosaur.