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[King Zultan]

Granted, now all curry no matter what was used to make it, now has the flavor of the madness inducing meat of the kitten dimension.

I wish for four thousand mini zebras.

[wierd]

Granted.  A semi-truck packed with trial sized, inexpensive ball point pens jackknifes on the street in front of your house, tears into your yard, and deposits its contents all over the place.  You later get charged for the lost merchandise.


I wish I could get a good night's sleep tonight.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a good night's sleep, because everyone who would disturb you was silently assasinated by a pride of lions.

I wish for more dexterous toes.

[pikachu17]

You get some severed toes. The police arrest you.

I wish for a fish.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a fish that's been dead for several days.

I wish for a can of beans.

[Mathel]

Granted. Azuki Hakari keeps you up all night counting the beans.

I wish for a crowbar.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it is one of those plushie crowbars.

I wish for the entire world to be made of wool/yarn.

[GPeter]

Granted, unfortunately, you're alergic to wool

I wish a carp

[CABL]

Granted, but since you've written an unfinished clause, nothing happens to any carp.

I wish for a waifu in real laifu.

[pikachu17]

Since neither of those are words, the Wish Genie makes waifu mean "Godzilla", and laifu means "extreme anger against me and all I love, and will devote itself to killing me".

I wish to have a beautiful wife for my very own.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. She hates your guts and makes your every day life as miserable as possible.
Oh and she takes more than half of everything you own during the divorce proceedings.


I wish for an endless supply of absolutely nothing.

[pikachu17]

For nothing to be endless, everything that exists suddenly stops doing so.

I wish that things existed again.

[PTTG??]

...

(The corruption is that there's no genie to grant the wish.)

(And since I don't exist, I can't make one...)

[Eric Blank]

I wish i had decent internet access instead of this damned limited data phone plan

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it costs four hundred dollars a month.

I wish for four thousand small statues.