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[Lunardog15]

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wish for this thread to be nothing but puns

[Mathel]

Six hours of a "signal static" background with "satisfactory" written over it in bold letters. People swear that there are subliminal messages hidden in it, but they refuse to reveal details, prompting most to assume that they are just trolls trying to trick people into watching the whole thing.

I wish to be an all-powerful wish-granting genie.

You already are

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wish for this thread to be nothing but puns

Alas, Puns do not uderstand english and you do not understand Carthaginian. And they want to conquer Rome.

[Eschar]

The wish genie is driven mad by the void in place of a wish, and weird stuff starts happening.

I wish for a B12 Lost thread.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the thread is made but no one can find it.

I wish free fried chicken.

[Mathel]

Granted. The fried chicken is set free.

I wish to own a pig to that roasts my enemies. Only them and not me.

[scourge728]

It has a very different view of your enemies than you do, and there goes all the things you care about as it whispers "you only need me"

[pikachu17]

I wish people always remembered to make their own wishes.

[Rockeater]

Granted, people make wishes that are already true

I wish water were wet.

[pikachu17]

Water is sharpened with a whetstone.

Wish I could fly.

[Eschar]

All that goes up must come down - except in your case.

I wish for a Typeless wish.

[Mathel]

Granted. Everything is normally effective against it.

I wish for a levitating Electric type wish.

[pikachu17]

You wish that you were electrocuted and floated up ten stories and then fell down. Wish granted.

I wish I was a hip hipster without a broken hip

[KittyTac]

Granted. You now have 6 non-broken hips.

I wish that every country would regard being a Flat Earther as a dangerous mental illness for which euthanasia is mandatory.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted. While people decry it as cruel, it is viewed as necessary, and euthanasia for such groups becomes the normal response.

I wish that I could be in two places at once.

[KittyTac]

((That was my intention, you dumdum))

Granted. You get cut in half.

I wish for kittens.