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[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted. You die painfully.

I wish that Cadeyrn Heffernan's wish had been to be dropped into a vat of molten tungsten.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but he wanted you to fall in with him.

I wish for all rain to be replaced with molten tungsten.

[Mathel]

Granted. All rain falling right now is transmuted into liquid wolfram 1°C above its melting point. Wolfram burns when exposed to Oxygen. All places with rain suddenly blaze and implode. (2W(l) + 3O₂(g) = 2WO₃(s)). Everything even near the blasts is instantly incinerated.

This wipes most of rainforests, covering the rest in dust and soot. This is a much greater disaster than the asteroid that ended the era of great reptiles. Nuclear winter follows, but instead functions as a sauna.

Most of land based life is killed, only areas very far away from rain while at the same time close to sea being spared. Most marine life actually survives this. Snow does not count as rain and neither does hail.


I wish to be in a functional submarine on the oceanfloor when this happens.

[Enemy post]

Granted. The submarine is on the ocean floor of Europa, so you have no access to food or air.

I wish that I knew who all the future US Presidents will be.

[Eschar]

It makes you depressed.

I wish DosBox didn't crash while I play Gabriel Knight.

It happens sometimes when I press the switch in the museum. Anyone have the same problem?

[King Zultan]

Granted, DosBox no longer crashes, instead your computer catches on fire.

I wish for all of the water on earth to be replaced with molten lead.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it gets as weird as the show itself.

I wish I could live on the planet from Subnautica, and have luck not to end up dead.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

^ Granted, Your wish causes the biggest mass extinction as 100% of all life on earth contains some water (including you) and that been replace with 400 C Lead quickly killing them.

Granted, You are made completely immortal and also teleported into the deepest part of the ocean.

I wish for people to cover up loopholes in their wishes

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This results in wishes being incredibly long and tediously worded to cover every eventuality, and corruptions that are non-sequiturs to the content of those wishes and hence unsatisfying.

I wish I'd seen the actual latest wish to corrupt rather than the one a few pages back, which made me look foolish :v

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But everyone else missed your posts instead (making them look foolish)

I wish for you to not grant this wish

[KittyTac]

Not granted. The thread dies because of that.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get sphinx kittens, who guard all the exits of your house and give impossible riddles.

I wish to have magnetokinesis superpower.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you have no control over your powers and end up wiping the hard drive in your computer and getting pulled in to a jet engine.

I wish I could fly.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You can fly because of the fact that you permanently polymorphed into a bird

 I wish to rule over a small puddle of water

[Dunamisdeos]

You are given a crown and scepter, then suspended 10 miles above a small puddle of water in a parking lot. Gravity has not ceased to affect you, your grace.

I wish to return to the world of men via a shadowy cult of note-clad dark wizards who summon me to rule this world once more.