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[Sl4cker]

Granted. It's Jafar.

I wish for omnipotence.

[crazyabe]

granted you have omni-impotence do to a small error.


I wish for a Fatal error upon The next person.

[TheBiggerFish]

FATAL ERROR: WishParser.exe has encountered a fatal error and is rebooting in clean mode.  Next wish will not be corrupted.

I wish to be the cat-cyborg Lenglon is becoming, with no drawbacks.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you run on windows 10, that's not a Draw back its a feature!


I wish for Drugs.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  You are put on potent psychotropic drugs for your insanity.

I wish that this wish and the wish below this wish will not be corrupted.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. However...

I wish that the wish above this was corrupted.

[crazyabe]

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I Wish for !!FUN!!

[Lenglon]

Granted, your home is to be the site of master's next "business trip".

I wish master would take me with him on one of his business trips. They make him so happy, and even though I don't know what he does during them, I'm sure we'd make wonderful memories together. He's an awesome friend, and I trust him to look out for me even in someplace unfamiliar. And he knows just where to rub my ears to make me feel soo good too... *purrs with master's favorite song playing quietly out of my ears.*

[TheBiggerFish]

Oooookay, that happens and that happens.

I wish that i had fudge.

[ATHATH]

Granted.

Your lungs are filled with fudge.

I wish that the coins that I toss will always land on their edge.

[crazyabe]

granted, they always land on their edges and roll back at you at lethal speeds.


I wish for my own pet lord lemon pie!

[Lenglon]

Oooookay, that happens and that happens.

((I don't know what to make of this. What happened? Did we go to Disneyland? Did I get to ride the Ferris wheel with Master? Did we have ice cream? Did he give me a piggyback ride? Did our flight arrive on time? Was the hotel nice? Did I get to see any mascot characters? Was there a gondola ride? Was it sunny? Did Master get a good deal? How'd our trip go? Where did our trip go? What is Master's job anyway?))

[Lord_lemonpie]

granted, they always land on their edges and roll back at you at lethal speeds.


I wish for my own pet lord lemon pie!

Granted. Whenever you look at him you get violent seizures. He's annoying and attention hungry, causing you to look at him a lot.

I wish I it would finally fucking snow in the Netherlands, no matter how much.

[crazyabe]

granted, every time someone Fucks snow Starts filling your "Netherlands" if you get what I mean.


I wish I had Se-X ray vision.

[Maegil]

Granted, you can now see selenium through walls.

I wish my gaming computer's repair had been less expensive. ( Yay, it's finally back! )