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[crazyabe]

granted, everyone else does instead.

I Wish the bigger fish was trapped in a dungon full of hungry monsters.

[Tawa]

Granted. He now makes

racist

wishes.

Granted. The monsters are hungry for beef, not fish, and ignore him.

I wish for Engrish.

[Sl4cker]

GURANTEDO! HOWUHEVAH, NAO YU CANNOTO UNDERSTANNNNDU ARNYTINGU!!!

I wish I had a life.

[crazyabe]

granted, you have seven kids you dont know about named engrish.
granted, it died.

i wish I Could make NSFW Wishes again.

[TheBiggerFish]

You can, but you'll get banhammered for them.

I wish that ellipsis.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you grow a second mouth on the side of your face.
((Huh? Huh? Get it? E Lip Sis? Lip Sister? Hunuh? Hunuh? Get it? ...
I'm going to hell for that aren't I.))

I wish that I could recharge by just plugging in a USB cord.
((Hey, since I'm apparently a cat-ear-cyborg anyway, might as well get the perks, right?))

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  You have terrible battery life.
At least your new tail is actually of decent length.

I wish that I too was granted Lenglon's last two wishes, but that I have better battery life.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. But the surgery to become a cyborg is incredibly painful and is still incredibly painful if you move your cat ears or tail too much. By the way, 'too much' translates to 'Two and a half centimeters'.

I wish I could go on an amazing adventure meeting lots of true companions and fighting bad guys, only to end in a climactic finale where I save the entire universe by sacrificing myself for the greater good.

[crazyabe]

Granted, instead of batterys you come with a very short cord.
granted, you show up in 2 eposodes, because you are in a show, and are a back ground character.

I wish for one of the 4 horses of the apocalypse.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but you get Famine which immediately dies of starvation. You then get arrested for cruelty to animals.

I wish for world peace.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. However War was angry at Pestilence dying ahead of time, so he breaks your world peace into tiny, figurative, fragments.

I wish I existed.

[Insanegame27]

Granted. You exist for three seconds.
I do not wish for the third wish after this wish to be corrupted as per the very first wish of the forum and that found on page 87 of this thread.

[crazyabe]

granted, you exist in your own mind, or you think you do...

Granted, You are instead.

I wish the next person had to wish that Crazyabe was rich.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted,

I wish that Crazyabe was rich (in pestilence).

[Lenglon]

Granted, Crazyabe becomes infected with literally every disease in all of existance. although this kills him quite quickly, the medical treasure trove it provided was a great boon to science and a minor memorial is put up in honor of his sacrifice. this memorial grows into a rather large one after some time passed, and his relatives periodically receive generous anonymous donations from well wishers that improves their lives overall.
he's still dead though.
((It's a pain to corrupt both a wish and its corruption, not a lot of corrupt middle ground.))

I wish someone nice and trustworthy and stuff would take care of me and make sure I got recharged whenever I ran out of power.