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[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.
It's now always been still broken.

I wish that the wish below this wish and this wish will not be corrupted and that the wish below this wish is a wish to make everyone catborgs unless they don't want to be catborgs.

[Sl4cker]

It would be granted, but you have two wishes in the same post so it isn't.

I wish everyone was an anime.

[crazyabe]

Granted, it is an anime about girls fighting tentacle monsters, You are the character that dies every other episode, and you feel it...


I wish for Sex ray vision.

[Strife26]

Granted. All Batioda that you see are incredibly attractive.


I wish to be paid overtime for the extra hours I'm being paid for but not working.

[thedrelle]

Granted, but the business you work for goes under in a week.

The discrepancy in your paychecks is found, and you are jailed for fraud.

I wish for chocolate cake.

[crazyabe]

Granted, the cake is A lie.


I wish for a pet Slime.

[Foxite]

Granted. You have now adopted a pet slime! You treat it with love, and it grows along with you.

Then it grows larger than you and eats you.

I wish I was not so damn bored.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you are now a Stiff Board.


I Wish I was larger then my slime.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted, your body is now larger than your slime. It is, however, partially made of corrosive acid, so you'll be digested anyways

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[TheBiggerFish]

Granted.  You forget it by your next post.

I wish that I had wished an uncorruptable perfect wish.

[crazyabe]

granted, you wished that 1 = 1, and we can't argue with that logic.

I Wish for a Robe of Acid resistance.

[Lenglon]

Granted, turns out your slime is Basic.

I wish to actually be told what happened as a result of my last wish.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. Your wish was fullfilled but had a something bad in it, just like the other wishes in this thread.

I wish I didn't have to attend to three birthdays this week.

[crazyabe]

granted, you must attend 28 funerals instead.

I wish for a pet octapus.

[Leonardo8]

Granted, it's a blue ringed octopus, it bites you and you die paralyzed.

I wish higher grades in school.